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WTF is Kristi Noem Doing?

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Andy Borowitz
Jul 07, 2026
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Whatever happened to Kristi Noem?

I found myself thinking about our erstwhile DHS secretary/puppy exterminator over the weekend during Donald Trump’s incoherent commie-bashing mixtape at Mount Rushmore. Six years ago, with the granite landmark as his backdrop, Metamucilini gave a speech that was widely roasted for being racis…

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