Steve Ingram on The Borowitz Report

[Steve Ingram]

Genius, Andy. Fucking genius!

[Danielle]

The same but substitute brilliant

[Richard Alexander]

I heard that Trump plans a 75% tariff on Canadian Smoke (it is obviously left over from Canadian Bacon). Any comments?

[Michael L Flynn]

tRump would point out that there would be no smoke if the Canadians raked their forests.

[Robin D]

Or it was part of our "Cherished 51st State" where he would make sure to turn the water on for them.

[Judy]

But Trump wants to make FEMA history and make the states pay for their own disasters. Because what is a federal government for, except to federalize the profits and state-ize the losses.

[Dorothy G Ferguson]

Exactly what he's doing. Rape the Fed and make states flounder.

[Barbara Longbrook]

😂

[John Townsend]

Somebody rake Trump's brain!

[Mary Roeser]

What brain? Taco Don doesn't have a brain.

[Bill Williamson]

How can you rake something that's non-existent?

[Ellen Harris]

I believe his choice would be to use all of the forests for money-making products

[D ODonnell]

This is probably in the works right now in the PBW; give / sell / lease part of the forests over to Weyerhauser etc for vastly increased logging.

[Barbara Longbrook]

🤣

[Marian Lang]

I thought it was a type of pot

[Robin D]

You mean like "Maui Wowee" ?😂 (Old ex-pothead here)

[Marian Lang]

😂

[Barbara Longbrook]

😆

[J Cheng]

This is my favorite TBR to date. It got the full LOL, snort, and coffee spit.......

[Garnette Long]

No coffee spit, but my snorting woke up the cat!

[Michael Little]

My Italian greyhound Molly and I stayed away from the latest Trump MAGA news this morning and just focused on sharing a tasty breakfast and staring deeply into each other's eyes. Highly recommended! Of course I'm in the office now and I can start my work week with Andy and friends. Not a bad strategy...

[John Townsend]

poor kitty!

[Robin D]

And the Cybertruck post. These are the 2 best ever next to our Quislings.

[Ellen Harris]

J Cheng… So colorfully put!!

🤣♥️

[Patti Poirier]

Perfectly stated

[Bradford W.]

Best one so far this year!