Only Remaining Musical Act in Trump’s DC Concert is Marco Rubio Playing Kazoo
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a last-ditch move to salvage his “US Freedom 250” concert, Donald J. Trump announced on Monday that the only remaining musical act will be Secretary of State Marco Rubio playing a kazoo.
“Quite frankly, we don’t need no-talent losers like the Commodores,” Trump posted on Truth Social. “We have Lit…
