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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Happy Friday, all! I hope you'll all join me for the NO KINGS live chat tomorrow! Can't wait to connect with you and hear your stories.

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Diana Kern's avatar

I live in TX the most idiotic state in this stupid “supposed, used to be a democracy”. Our Hispanic friend is going with us, she always carries her papers and she’s wearing a Halloween mask cuz so many of her friends told her ICE will be there.

Our friend, whom we adore, has several friends who’ve been deported. IT BREAKS MY HEART 😢♥️

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Antoinette S. Hamilton's avatar

I live in Texas, too. I love my home, but am deeply embarrassed by my state. Praying that your friend will be safe.

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Sending hugs - stay safe! All of you!

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Elisabeth Birker's avatar

😭😭

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Give your brave friend a big hug from this Aussie.

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Phil M.'s avatar

I'll be there Andy. I mean here. Or uh, well you know....

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Matthew Ward's avatar

What time on Saturday? How do we connect?

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Pamela Fender's avatar

You'll need to look up No Kings protest and check to see where it's being held near you.

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Matthew Ward's avatar

I was asking about Andy’s virtual event.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

You'll receive an email with a link

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Pamela Fender's avatar

Gotcha.

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Matt why aren't you going to the protest for real? Are you unwell. I which case I'm so sorry. But if nothing major is stopping you, I hope that it's not fear. Because then the bastards have won. You go, Matt!

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Patti's avatar

What time, please, carissimo Andy?

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Elene Gusch's avatar

Yes-- most likely we'll be physically at NKD2 so I hope he does it at an "off" time

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Just subscribed so I could do so. And because you gave me such a good chuckle this morning with your Prince Andrew "report". Of course, if he does move to the US, which I expect he will, that indeed will be the reason why. Friends of Epstein all protect one another, until the shit hits the fan and they're all exposed, and that's when they'll start turning upon each other, like rats clinging desperately to the mast of a sinking ship. Prince Andrew is not bright enough to realise this. In fact, he might as well stay right where he is because there is nowhere on Earth where he'll feel comfortable for the rest of his life. It's his daughters Beatrice and Eugenie who I feel sorry for, torn between the devil and the deep blue sea. I'm glad that they have families now of their own, to absorb themselves in, and keep their minds occupied.

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Lynn's avatar

OMG -- so funny! You managed to troll Trump, the Prince, and Santos all in one post. You truly have a gift.

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Anita J. Gordon's avatar

Months of preparation for the No Kings protest disappeared when I discovered today I had Covid (first time). So glad to know you are having a live chat. Again, Andy to the rescue!!!!

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Janeo's avatar

Quick recovery

..take care of yourself

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Get well, Anita. If you could only identify them, you could possibly just immerse yourself, coughing, into a crowd of fascists! But otherwise, a responsible decision. You have my thoughts!

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Lynne Larkin's avatar

Loud guffaws at just the headline!! 😂😂😂

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Nancy Goody's avatar

Finally bit the bullet and subscribed. Due to a surgery, I won’t be going, but my husband well and we’ve been at almost every other March even when we’ve been out of town since the Dick Tator took over. Thank you for all you do.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Thanks for biting the bullet! Hope you have a great recovery from your surgery.

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Oooh I love that term Dick Tator. May I borrow it? And hope the surgery goes well my friend.

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Cynthia Gladstone Reemtsma's avatar

Marching locally just painted signs. Hope the base doesn't pull any shenanigans.

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

You go Cynthia!

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Cindy Chesler's avatar

The photo above makes the back of Trump’s head look like a butt crack.

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Maria Jette's avatar

Well, it SHOULD, considering that the whole world was recently confronted with the sinister image of his wattle as a perfect camel toe!

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Love it! Will have to take another look at it!

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Oh boy the laughs are coming thick and fast this morning here in Europe!

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Sharon Herrick's avatar

Delicious. Reading The Borowitz Report is like eating the best chocolate croissant you've ever tasted almost as often as you want to. With the best cup of coffee to go with it. Sustenance for a protest march and then some. We have just begun to fight. And never let up about Epstein. Stay on it.

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Great comment. Glad I pay-subscribed this morning!

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Punkette's avatar

😋👍🏼

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Jeanney Kutner's avatar

Bingo! How sad is our government

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Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

I could see it happening. And George Santos being given a job as a spokesman for Musellini.

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Frau Katze's avatar

This one may be another candidate for Snopes.

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Dave Lassen's avatar

We have enough here in the Republican party, we don't need another pedo here.

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Karen Epstein's avatar

Sadly the 34xfelon is doing just that.

Another reason for NO KINGS!

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Jay F's avatar

Hillaryus

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Steve Beckwith's avatar

Sure. Why not? Always room for another pedo. He can take a job with DOGE.

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Frau Katze's avatar

lol 😺😺😺

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Martin Reiter's avatar

Not George Santos again. Please please please not George Santos again.

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Oaktown's avatar

I just read Pedo Numbnuts just commuted Santos' prison sentence!!!!! Disgusting.

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Steve Beckwith's avatar

But not unexpected.

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

yep.

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Robin D's avatar

Oh Oak <insert vomit emoji my cheap kindle fire doesn't have but good news Jeff Bezos said we'll be living in space by 2040🙄>

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Oaktown's avatar

Fuck Bezos: you go. We prefer our beautiful, lonely, blue planet—without you, Elon, and all the rest of the fascist asshats.

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Robin D's avatar

Maybe it will be him.and his plastic wife. Maybe they found out in space your fish lips and plastic boobs don't explode.

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Naughty, but nice, that one!

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Oaktown's avatar

lol!! Needed that laugh. Thx.

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Agreed.

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Sarah Brennan's avatar

Well, let's just hope HE's living in space by next year. Preferably at the back of a bottomless dark hole.

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The Rickster's avatar

Yeah, stuff was happening so fast I wondered if Andy would keep up—then he mentioned Santos. Sorry I doubted you, Andy.

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Paul Eric Gold's avatar

He will be appointed as the next border czar or HHS leader if the wormhead is fired given his qualifications as a convicted liar and thief.

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Jane Carr's avatar

You are the best, Andy! Love your satirical comedy!

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Richard's avatar

Too funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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