Profile in Assclownery: CBS's New Despot Jul 29, 2025∙ Paid1,446638190ShareA sperm much like the one that gave us David Ellison. (Raycat via Getty Images)Allow me to offer belated congratulations to David Ellison, the new owner/overlord of Paramount Pictures.I say “belated” because I should have congratulated him in 1982. That was the year that one of the billions of sperm produced by Larry Ellison, Oracle’s co-founder and the…This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign in
