Or when pointing at one of those Epstein pictures he (the orange one) points at the picture at Epstein saying "that is me but I do not know who the other sex offender is!"
You’re right, Amanda; I sometimes envy the carefree and oblivious… though usually I want to throw cold water in their faces and tell them to wake the hell up.
(I was going to use “p***y” instead of “chick” but thought it might offend. So Mulva works! That ep of Seinfeld cracked me up! At least his guess did indeed rhyme with a female body part!)
THAT is what is so weird. Probably not even privately, although Melanomia (other spelling could be Melynomya) has said that the kid is bilingual and would speak whatever her native language is.
But let’s change the terminology from something that is private to women to something that all the golfers love “ball washers”! Can I start a new trend here!
I've been looking for a word to use (for, let's say, Malaria) that is not "bitch" which is an insult to dogs. I used Harpy for a while, but not all of the most horrid women are that shrill. Maybe you can think of a different word to use for the likes of Malaria and Pam Bondage and Hysti Gnome - as you've done so well with "Ball Washers."
You remind me of the look Melania was giving Bishop Budde as she addressed the Orange Man at the end of her homily at the National Cathedral. From under her Natasha hat, if looks could kill, we would have one fewer Bishops.
First Hooker works. Hooker is another word for prostitute and, as far as I'm concerned, every single one of the trump ass-kissers are prostituting themselves. Oh, the word is 'whore'.
True, Jan Fabyi. But, this vacuous gold-digger is an enabler - sticking up for and encouraging her deranged sugar daddy. I consider her to be as dangerous to decency and honesty as are the Nazi blond and the crazy-eyed pet hunter.
Can’t leave out Leavitt when speaking of Gnome and Bondage, they are the Klaus Barbi triplets! Melanoma is in a be best class by herself! Among everything else, she has stayed with the orange turd who sticks to the side of the bowl through her hubby’s numerous affairs, including 2 when Baron (is John Baron his godfather?) was a newborn.
I’m in on the challenge! But for me, they sort of come to me in a blinding flash not something I think about too much so we’ll see if I have a revelation😊
Ha - Gordon Shumway! Was Dump hiding in the shed when he fell off the ball washer? Any port in a storm? If you're not with the one you love, and all that?
I’m in!! I actually hesitated tapping that d-word as I felt I would be adding to the thick, noxious, screaming-neon-orange haze of mysogeny polluting our atmosphere.
I've heard that Eric lists "ball washer" as his occupation now, since he is done pouring concrete (and Lara said she knew he'd be a natural as a ball washer).
I'm more curious about Don Jr.'s heritage, with that dark hair and heavy 5 o'clock shadow. Eric has Ivana's close set eyes and his father's light coloring.
I love “the lucky sperm club”!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 And talk about asshats separated at birth! The doppelgänger theory is alive and well. I was well aware that this lucky little shitweasel was gifted Paramount by self-made shitweasel père “Larry” Ellison. But just don’t mention it in “the press”.
It isn't that hard. If you look very closely you'll see the one on the left with a very faint "Duechebag" written in cursive. On the right, there is an equally faint, "Asshole" written in block letters. Trumps only do block letters so it isn't that hard to tell them apart.
My spidey sense told me it’s the one on the left cause it has the teeth and grin of Venom. (If you’re not a spidey fan, google him!) P.S. Should Venom be his nickname? It sure fits!
Thank you, Andy. I spent a long time making my decision, then guessed, and finally reversed my decision based on dental work. I’m still not sure I was right, but does it matter. Both are precursors to mass extinction of the Permian kind.
I would like to know who the Donor Zero was back in the mists of evolution who introduced this assfuckery into the human genome. From all that I have read, homo sapiens, our current round of human mammals, is the only one who delights in cruelty.
I'm very impressed by TBR readers' knack for telling these two douchebags apart.
You’re asking the wrong crowd. You need to ask Donald to pick out his son. After all, he can’t tell Marla from E. Jean Carroll!
Or when pointing at one of those Epstein pictures he (the orange one) points at the picture at Epstein saying "that is me but I do not know who the other sex offender is!"
...and I've never met him...have no idea who that Epstein guy is...
oh, do you have a link to that? lol
Indeed, sadly we are too well-informed. Must be much easier to live life these days oblivious.
You’re right, Amanda; I sometimes envy the carefree and oblivious… though usually I want to throw cold water in their faces and tell them to wake the hell up.
My thought exactly Amanda.
And he isn't sure what his current wife's name is, either.
“Melanie.. ? Er, Melody…? Malaria…? Oh well. Who cares. She’s just a chick and she’s too old now, anyway.”
(Ick, I need a thousand showers… it was disgusting getting into trump’s decaying brain to ‘channel’ that!)
As Seinfeld guessed, Mulva?
(I was going to use “p***y” instead of “chick” but thought it might offend. So Mulva works! That ep of Seinfeld cracked me up! At least his guess did indeed rhyme with a female body part!)
This is The Borowitz Report -- using pussy would probably be fine with all of us. Even my two cats would understand.
Melanoma
I think it's Melanoma...
Melanomia. She likes the extra syllable. Maybe Barron-the-Strange-Child calls her Mommynomia?
Who would know? That child has never spoken publicly.
THAT is what is so weird. Probably not even privately, although Melanomia (other spelling could be Melynomya) has said that the kid is bilingual and would speak whatever her native language is.
Ha Ha
lol!!!!😂
LOL - great orange incompetence reference.
<golf clap> . . . that's my son, Eric . . . no . . . wait . . . that's my son, Eric
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BRAVO!! 👏🏼👏🏼
It was scarily close, it was...
Yes! Mine was purely a guess, except the slightly squintier eyes of the guy on the left gave me a trump shiver.
It’s just that we have learnt a lot recently about douche bags. 🥇
But let’s change the terminology from something that is private to women to something that all the golfers love “ball washers”! Can I start a new trend here!
I like your trend, Pam Birkenfeld. I'm in.
I've been looking for a word to use (for, let's say, Malaria) that is not "bitch" which is an insult to dogs. I used Harpy for a while, but not all of the most horrid women are that shrill. Maybe you can think of a different word to use for the likes of Malaria and Pam Bondage and Hysti Gnome - as you've done so well with "Ball Washers."
First Hooker will do!😏
Well, Italien, First Hooker is an apt description for Malaria. And one day she can be the ex-First Hooker.
There are others like her and they, too, need a word (or words).
Did Medusa turn everyone to stone with her withering look (that would fit Kristi), or just men? These women destroy everything their gaze falls upon.
You remind me of the look Melania was giving Bishop Budde as she addressed the Orange Man at the end of her homily at the National Cathedral. From under her Natasha hat, if looks could kill, we would have one fewer Bishops.
First Hooker works. Hooker is another word for prostitute and, as far as I'm concerned, every single one of the trump ass-kissers are prostituting themselves. Oh, the word is 'whore'.
Did you mean Melanoma? A fine companion for The Pestilence.
Yes, elte, they are the same creature. I use both names - they both fit.
Melania is just a vacuous gold-digger, Bondage and Gnome are Nazis to the core.
True, Jan Fabyi. But, this vacuous gold-digger is an enabler - sticking up for and encouraging her deranged sugar daddy. I consider her to be as dangerous to decency and honesty as are the Nazi blond and the crazy-eyed pet hunter.
Quite true. But of course she enables him, he’s her source of plentiful revenue.
Can’t leave out Leavitt when speaking of Gnome and Bondage, they are the Klaus Barbi triplets! Melanoma is in a be best class by herself! Among everything else, she has stayed with the orange turd who sticks to the side of the bowl through her hubby’s numerous affairs, including 2 when Baron (is John Baron his godfather?) was a newborn.
Klaus Barbi triplets wins award for best phrase of the day.
Klaus Barbie Triplets—I won’t be able to think of them any other way.
Shameless Strumpet.
Love that, ICTT! Shameless Strumpet. That is our First Lady, indeed! And the rest of them.
I've been trying to think of something that spits poison or scorches the earth wherever she goes. But, this is spot on.
"Barbie-Whore"?
Keep trying Marmo and try to be best.
I’m in on the challenge! But for me, they sort of come to me in a blinding flash not something I think about too much so we’ll see if I have a revelation😊
Did you hear that the Orange Jobby got injured in Scotland? He fell off the ball washer.....
I must compliment you. This made me LOL!
I’m glad my ball washer term is catching on!
Ha - Gordon Shumway! Was Dump hiding in the shed when he fell off the ball washer? Any port in a storm? If you're not with the one you love, and all that?
I love it! Dumb Demon Semen and Ball Washers!
that was my favorite rock group in the 70s!!
Bwahahaha!!
🙀YESSS!! EXCELLENT 💡!!!
I’m in!! I actually hesitated tapping that d-word as I felt I would be adding to the thick, noxious, screaming-neon-orange haze of mysogeny polluting our atmosphere.
🎱⛳️☮️🧼🏌🏻♂️
I've heard that Eric lists "ball washer" as his occupation now, since he is done pouring concrete (and Lara said she knew he'd be a natural as a ball washer).
Thank you for trusting the keen powers of observation exhibited by your readers. Separated at birth.
OMG, Twins by different mothers.
Same father?
Yes, but I am not sure which.
One would have hoped so. But actually new Scientific Data has proved a different conclusion. Kindly consult my Medical Report. Kate Decker
Wow it’s uncanny how similar they are in looks as well as lack of redeeming characteristics
I think you are asking the wrong question, Andy. Shouldn’t you be asking who the father is for each of these fine young men? I have my suspicions.
I'm more curious about Don Jr.'s heritage, with that dark hair and heavy 5 o'clock shadow. Eric has Ivana's close set eyes and his father's light coloring.
The same father as "Rosemary's Baby".
Now that I would believe.
Leapin' spermatozoa! Could it be!?
I love “the lucky sperm club”!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 And talk about asshats separated at birth! The doppelgänger theory is alive and well. I was well aware that this lucky little shitweasel was gifted Paramount by self-made shitweasel père “Larry” Ellison. But just don’t mention it in “the press”.
I didn’t think this posted!!🥳
Ewic's necktie is a dead giveaway.
We all pay waaaaay too much attention to the whole miserable lot.
OK, if we don't pay attention to them will they just go away? No, probably not.
Any child of theirs can scarcely be called lucky.
It isn't that hard. If you look very closely you'll see the one on the left with a very faint "Duechebag" written in cursive. On the right, there is an equally faint, "Asshole" written in block letters. Trumps only do block letters so it isn't that hard to tell them apart.
plus, just past Eric's greasy hairline "666" is etched in his skin
I suspect the mark of the beast appears indelibly on all the trump line. (Somehow, Mary was skipped. Too bad she didn’t become president instead.)
My spidey sense told me it’s the one on the left cause it has the teeth and grin of Venom. (If you’re not a spidey fan, google him!) P.S. Should Venom be his nickname? It sure fits!
Quite honestly I was scared by Ellison's pic. It actually makes Eric look, ummm, well, not so bad?
I don’t know, for sure, could be the clone experiment went awry.
I choose 'right' not a direction but as both belonging to the "RIGHT".
And yet, Michael Stayton, they are both so Wrong.
Wasn’t too hard but they more closely resemble each other than Eric and DJTJR and the sister. Hmm.
Thank you, Andy. I spent a long time making my decision, then guessed, and finally reversed my decision based on dental work. I’m still not sure I was right, but does it matter. Both are precursors to mass extinction of the Permian kind.
Lucky Sperm Club! Dumb Demon Semen on the loose!
Ok, that is my new favorite term: Dumb Demon Semen! Thank you!
another great band name!
😆
I would like to know who the Donor Zero was back in the mists of evolution who introduced this assfuckery into the human genome. From all that I have read, homo sapiens, our current round of human mammals, is the only one who delights in cruelty.
Just because you’re rich doesn’t mean you’re not the ugliest person in the room.
So, true, Kathy Roeske!
But, if you're rich enough, then nobody will tell you.
(MAGA Motto: Ignorance is bliss.)
Yes, ignorance is bliss and there are a lot of happy people out there...
So true, Mark Lip. There are a lot of blissful voters out there - extremely blissful!
Truer words were never said! Bravo, Kathy!
🔥🔥🔥🙌🏼
You just became my favorite human, Kathy Roeske
The only possible conclusion is that Darwin was an optimist.
Best comment of the week so far.
I voted for "the one on the left" but aren't they both really on the right?
Oh, good one!
With all that money, couldn't both of them find a vet to fix those teeth?
They both enjoy their daily hay and occasional apples and carrots.
Hey, Barry Blue - Horses are beautiful - and smart - and loyal - and strong. These two morons are none of those things.
However, they do both strongly resemble the side that the hay and apples and carrots ultimately exit. I'm sure that's what you meant.
Rim shot!
Send them to the glue factory
Send the whole Dump family to the glue factory - then maybe one of their convictions would finally stick.
Well...they're both butt-ugly, self-indulgent, rich morons. The lines do blur.
Is it inbreeding that gives both of them that sh@t-eating grin?
That bunch doesn't grin; they just bare their teeth in a half-assed attempt at looking human.
absolutely. Ask the trump siblings.
I took a wild guess and picked left. It really doesn't matter, because these are two of the ugliest people I've seen in my life.
Ugly starts on the inside and exudes outward.
You've got that right, Larry Williams.
Dump is a perfect example - he does more evil every day, and he looks worse every day.
Me thinks you forget about Stephen Miller and Emil Bove.
A close second.
OMG one wasn’t enough? God where are you when we need you? Taking a nap or something?
The proof God is dead is that Drumph marched back into the office of President on last November 5th!
I can hardly believe these two aren’t twins !🤢
They are 2/3 brothers with a side of Lucifer.
Yet another travesty made possible by Saint Reagan.
Saint Reagan-of-the-naturally-brown-hair-in-Old-Age.
The patron saint of Trickle-Down Theory and Grecian Formula.
somehow, both share the truly creepy gene.
as in fugly
They both are men who would find it difficult to get a second date. Oh well. xo
that sounds like elons stable of mothers.
NEPO EMBRYO!!
Talk about race to the bottom.
Not a race, just a straight, fast fall!