School Group Visiting Mar-a-Lago Finds Epstein List in Bathroom
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—In a stunning development, a group of fifth graders on a school trip to Mar-a-Lago stumbled upon the Epstein list in one of the club’s public bathrooms, the group’s teacher confirmed on Monday.
“The kids were really surprised to find the list,” said Carol Foyler, who traveled wit…
