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Susie's avatar

As I said on my restack, I envy the Scots. They got to celebrate his departure. When will it be our turn?!?!?!? πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ’”πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ€¬πŸ€¬

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MLK's avatar

Let's celebrate any country ridding itself of Trump!

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Whenever he goes to another country, it's a national embarrassment for us. I just feel like apologizing to the rest of the world in advance.....

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Rebe's avatar

We're traveling to Europe next week, and I feel the same way. I'm going to see if I can find some "Fuck Trump" buttons that I can order and receive quickly, so we can let it be known that not all Americans are idiots.

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Jim Ryan's avatar

Just tell them you are Canadian

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Michal Goldman's avatar

hahaha It's a tried and true tactic. I used to do that in the 1990s when I was living in Egypt. Everybody loves Canada, especially now.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Or wear your Kamala t-shirt; mine always gets a thumbs-up.

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Barry Blue's avatar

I live in Drumpf country. I’d be shot. As it is, with all those billions, I expect ICE to spread into my area. Thinking of wearing my Stars and Stripes shorts every time I walk my dog, just to be safe. I may have to black out a couple of teeth, too.

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John Townsend's avatar

Buy them here! Buy American! Or make your own!

Depending on where you are going, "Dump Trump in the North Sea!",

"Drop Trump into Vesuvius!", "When in Rome, vanish him in the Vatican!", etc.

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Marge Campbell's avatar

I'm sure the Vatican doesn't want him after his Pope stunt.

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Nor for the simple fact of his existence.

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Marc Panaye's avatar

Don't worry Rebe, most of the Europeans can distinguish a real American from one of those maga-sect members.

And we also know that the maga crowd does not travel as they think they live in the nicest country on earth plus they need all their cash to buy trump's "made in China" junk.

Enjoy my "old" continent Rebe!!

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Oaktown's avatar

Cheers! Americans like you are our best ambassadors, especially with this tyrannical regime's lineup.

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

During most of the last campaign, I wore my large Kennedy-Johnson button which I've had since I was 12! I also found one in the box that says "Fight Poverty of the Mind." An oldie, too, but I can't recall when/why/what it signifies. I still put it on now and then. It brings lots of knowing looks.

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John Townsend's avatar

That apology should be beamed by satellite to the whole world at once.

Oh, for the hack who could pull it off!

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Susie's avatar

Right?!?!?

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John Townsend's avatar

Bring on the marching bands, just not at Trump's show-off military parades.

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

I think the military would march voluntarily if we

got rid of "Dear Leader" and Hegseth. All the military

vets I know sure would.

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Marge Campbell's avatar

Hegseth's supposedly thinking about running for governor of Tennessee. To do that he'll have to resign from being SecDef. That could be good or bad depending on what toady Dump nominates for the position. Maybe they'll at least get rid if the makeup room in the Pentagon.

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Veronika Grimm-Matthews's avatar

How about us? How do we celebrate our getting rid of him???

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

By throwing ketchup bottles in the air!!!

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Rather than staging some sort of huge event, I like the idea of letting it be spontaneous. We'll range from hootin' and hollerin' in the streets to quiet smiles and everything between. Variety -- just like us.

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Bill's avatar

sneak onto his golf courses and shit in the golf holes.

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Bill Morgan's avatar

Wish it was us

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Susan Stone's avatar

The only issue I see is that he won't leave the country when he leaves the white house. So we won't really be getting rid of him.

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Ellen Holmes's avatar

Don’t be so sure…

β€œThe Lord moves in mysterious ways”…

just sayinβ€¦πŸ§πŸ₯³

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Cynthia Reifsnyder's avatar

"Thoughts and Prayers"

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Hugh Jarce's avatar

Have you consulted with Putin on this issue?

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Susan Stone's avatar

I was just thinking that Putin would not want him, but then it dawned on me that Putin is very skilled at defenestration. That consult might be worthwhile.

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John Townsend's avatar

Trump would only bounce!

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Susan Stone's avatar

Thank you for a good laugh. That's why a poisoned hamberder could be useful.

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Michal Goldman's avatar

Or skid on his own internal slime.

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

I just love a good defenestration.

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Steve Newman's avatar

Of corse he’d take him Susan. Putty would set him up in a nice mansion right next to Bashar al- Assad. BTW who the fuck has a dash in there name ? No wonder they ran him out of town.

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Elizabeth Block's avatar

I hate to tell you this, but lots and lots of people have a dash in their names. And it's THEIR, not THERE.

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Steve Newman's avatar

Well if you hated to do it then why did you? I figure it either gets you off somehow or you just enjoy correcting people.

As for my offensive spelling I’ll accredit that to both a shitty education in Uniondale NY and having to work right out of high school and dyslexia.I did not hate to tell you that. I rather enjoyed it.

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alex birman's avatar

What do you want? Good grammar or good humor?

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C K Smith's avatar

Thank you, Elizabeth! You go, Grammar Girl! Someone has to call it out! Plus, you are absolutely correct; millions of people around the world have hyphenated names, either first or last names. It typically has a cultural meaning. For example, "al" in an Arabic name means "from the house or family of." Let's leave the cultural insensitivity to the Republicans; they do such a good job of that.

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

(snicker) Way to go, Elizabeth.

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Al Keim's avatar

Winnie-the Pooh, Billy-the Kid, Beyonce Knowles-Carter, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sam Bankman-Fried just off the top, so there:-)

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Susan Stone's avatar

Putin would have absolutely no use for him when he's no longer in power here. I think he's pretty much done with trump already. After I wrote that comment I realized that Putin is also very good with poisoning…

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shee-rah's avatar

I like the idea of β€œdefenestration.” Can you imagine the β€œsplat”? Although, on second thought, he might shatter the sidewalk with an enormous whomp.

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Ian Findlay's avatar

It's a hyphen, as in my name Alastair Cholmondley-Featherstanaugh.

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

So dashing of you.

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Putin has his own problems these days

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C. Killion's avatar

Toes up.

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Gail T's avatar

He'd for sure try, but he won't be center stage no more. And the Gulf of Mexico and Kennedy Center will hopefully be back... etc.

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Marjorie's avatar

Who will perform at the Shithead Cultural Center? Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood can only be spread so thin. An evening with readings from "Project 2025" by Jon Voight, Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson?

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Al Keim's avatar

Boffo season!

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

I still find it hard to believe they are seriously considering

renaming an arts center dedicated to an assassinated

President. Unbelievable!

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Ian Findlay's avatar

America has an unenviable record for assassinated presidents. So there are plenty of names to go round.

But why not? We have the Lincoln Memorial. The only construction dedicated to Trump should be The (Trump) National Center for Porcine Research

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Marge Campbell's avatar

Dump's ego has no bounds.

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Barry Blue's avatar

Just the Opera House…for now.

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Mike Sabes's avatar

Are you writng about Mel Gibson the anti-semite?

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Marjorie's avatar

Yes, that Mel Gibson.

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Al Keim's avatar

I hope his views remain in the minority.

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Jodie Pine's avatar

Yes, especially now that that wrestling buffoon is no longer alive...his choices are dwindling.

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Marjorie's avatar

Oh, I forgot Scott Baio. His career peaked with Joanie Loves Chachi. He can use the attention.

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Al Keim's avatar

Mexico Center and the Gulf of Kennedy?

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Mirla G. Raz's avatar

Depends on how he leaves.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Good point. I know what I would wish for.

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Let ICE get rid of him. They're trained.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Great idea!

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John Townsend's avatar

-unless the Democrats win both Houses in the mid-terms, impeach him so badly.

Trump flees to Dubai permanently!

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William R MEYER's avatar

Now for the sad truth. The midterms won't change much. We still will have a veto proof Congress. We will never get a two-thirds vote for impeachment in the Senate. The Supreme Court won't change. The billionaires will flood the airways with propaganda and buy politicians from both parties. The fight will go on for us. The Democratic Party is going to have to grow a spine. Part of that is for the electorate to participate in the process from grassroots up. I am not sure the present leadership trusts the grassroots.

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Ian Findlay's avatar

Correction: The grassroots do not trust - or least has little faith in - the present leadership.

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William R MEYER's avatar

The present leadership has comfortable seats. They are raking in money from wealthy donors. The status quo is better than letting a bunch of unstable radicals upset the prosperous apple cart.

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Marge Campbell's avatar

Texas just made it tougher for the Dems to win the house. Their mid-decade gerrymander has supposedly made 5 more House seats in Texas more likely to be won by Repulsives. Democratic governors are going to have to stoop low and redistrict their own states.

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William R MEYER's avatar

I would agree. Now is not the time to be nice and play. The opposition won't.

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Jodie Pine's avatar

Now that would be interesting, as many of the women and girls are covered head-to-toe, he wouldn't be able to rate them?

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

That gets my vote!

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Susan Stone's avatar

Ooh, what a great choice of a place to flee to! I hated Dubai, for a lot of reasons, when we visited several years ago.

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Janet Brittle's avatar

Maybe we'll get lucky, and he'll leave toes up.

Or perhaps the prosecutors will pick up where they left off, and he'll flee to Venezuela.

Just trying to stay positive.

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Susan, his leaving the country wouldn't be good enough either.

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C K Smith's avatar

You are assuming that he will leave the White House after the 2028 election, if he lives that long. (We can always hope he receives a visit from Dr. Death before then.) I damn sure hope he will leave the White House and take his stupid "gold" flourishes with him, but who knows?!!!

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Susan Stone's avatar

I'm just hoping he'll leave the white house, including with his gold flourishes. I agree that they are stupid, and it's sad that he has defaced the oval office with them as well as with his physical presence.

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Annette's avatar

<golf clap>

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Nancy Morgan LeBar's avatar

I bet they will never invite him to return, although I think this visit was not an invitation.

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Alvhild Birkelund's avatar

I like Scotland.

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John Townsend's avatar

Not soon enough!

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Michael L Hamlett's avatar

I wouldn't hold my breath. It seems he's exploring the feasibility of a third term. If this is allowed, America is done!

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John Townsend's avatar

Either that or a real civil war would begin!

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Barry Blue's avatar

Blue metropolitan areas surrounded by a sea of red. Not a great position to be.

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Frank D Repp's avatar

ASAP!

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Alan's avatar

Departure or Deportation??

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Veronika Grimm-Matthews's avatar

When, oh when??

Could we do something about it, outside of crying? I am not sure, but what I am sure about is that if we don't come up with something to actually do, we will have nothing but to cry!

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Mart Fendley's avatar

Hahaha

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Mac Talented's avatar

Caption: It's just a rectal exam. Think of it as me grabbing you by the pussy.

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It's Come To This's avatar

Someone said earlier...

"It's a prolapsed anus, sir. It happens frequently to loud-mouthed idiots who insist on talking out their assholes all the time."

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Gwendolyn McEwen's avatar

Can you hear me laughing hysterically?

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Patricia Reed's avatar

Perfect response !

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terrywoodrow's avatar

BEST EVER.

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Liz kelley's avatar

I vote for this one!

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Octavia Redwood's avatar

"Very unusual finding: bone spurs in the frontal lobe."

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C. Killion's avatar

Does explain a lot, you know, foot in mouth and all.

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Frau Katze's avatar

lol 😺😺

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Ellen Holmes's avatar

😻🀣🀣🀣

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Erik Bruun's avatar

Celebrating that once again Scotland is great.

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James K Flynn's avatar

Look on the bright side. At least now the ankle monitor won't fit.

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Lynn Tuohy's avatar

Aye, β€˜tis true.

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Hugh Jarce's avatar

That's right, so it is.

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Thomas D’Andrea's avatar

β€œBut you can’t be the fitest man in America and beyond because you are a tub of lard”.

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KHKate's avatar

That's a winner as far as I'm concerned!

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Bill Nutt's avatar

In a related note, Scottish women say they haven't been this happy since they saw Jamie Fraser's naughty bits on OUTLANDER.

(Oh, and Andy - you KILLED with your last sentence!)

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Suzanne's avatar

I'm delighted for Scotland's massive celebrations, but more eager for spontaneous festivities here in the USA, following the "glorious departure" of Donald Trump.

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Mary kier's avatar

Ticker tape parades, champagne corks popping and dancing in the streets!

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Jay Jay Eh's avatar

To Martha & the Mandella β€œDancin’ in the Streets”!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6R9PT8K_a6U

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Jay Jay Eh, I'm sending you a big hug for having brought in something that feels so healthy and positive.

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Hugh Jarce's avatar

USA,USA,USA....

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Lynn Tuohy's avatar

I am curious about Trump’s visit to Scotland. Did any media cover his visit to the Isle of Lewis to visit his mother’s birthplace?

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Bobbie75's avatar

They trolled him on the golf course and took pictures of him cheating.

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misia.d's avatar

The footage of the β€œdrop ball phenomenon” may be worth having him there this time?

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C. Killion's avatar

Was there a golf course there?

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Marge Campbell's avatar

No. He didn't go there, lucky them.

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Lynn, did he really go there?

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Lynn Tuohy's avatar

I certainly didn’t hear about it if he did. But he shoulda done it. I’m just feeling judgmental!

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Lynn, judge away!

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Now that you're talking about it, I do believe I heard a passing report of his having visited mamaville. Beyond that, I can't add anything.

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Marge Campbell's avatar

Be careful what you wish for. Dump's departure just paves the way for JD(aka Just Demonic)Vance

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Jones Jill LaForge's avatar

You know lying makes you fat, don’t you?

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Sooz Hall's avatar

This explains why he keeps getting fatter! Watch this space for side-by-side photos of Dracula Miller, Ca$h Patellalie.

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J Cheng's avatar

Patellalie....great

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John Townsend's avatar

Then he should be the size of the Hindenburg! About to blow!

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Cathy Wampler's avatar

Hamish McDorrinson πŸ˜†

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Ellen's avatar
3dEdited

Ok I’ll schedule a mammogram. Are you sure you haven’t taken Melania’s estrogen ?

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John Townsend's avatar

"You sure haven't had one of her 'vampire' facials!"

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Mark Lip's avatar

Besting Pete Hegseth’s record? Don’t count him out. Drinking is area where he excels, possibly the only one.

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Michael Handley's avatar

There once was a pol named Trump

Who went to the Doc to check out his rump

The Doc said β€œyou’re fine”

It’s all in your min(d)

Just use a Sharpie to lengthen your β€œpump”

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Carol Stebbins's avatar

brilliant! and a damn’ fine limerick to boot!

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Johnny Canuck's avatar

"I am sorry to tell you that the Bone Spurs have spread and you now suffer from Brain Spurs"

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Maggie Dunbar's avatar

And the good news is, now you have a deferral from public office.

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John Townsend's avatar

"--and they've also spread up your **s!

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Linda Bruce's avatar

You make me laugh so hard! Thank you for always brightening my day and helping me remember to laugh. These times are tough and laughing is great medicine. I'm in the U.S. and even I celebrated when Trump left Scotland - was so happy for them!

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John Townsend's avatar

--so happy! Even after the Scots put thistles in his mattress!

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David Messinger's avatar

My grandmother's cankles look better than yours, tubo

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It's Come To This's avatar

Your granny's hair wasn't a horcrux, either.

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John Townsend's avatar

Not to mention a late-night horror show!

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John Townsend's avatar

Everything on everyone looks better than Trump.

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