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Andy Borowitz's avatar

This is going to be so much fun! I hope a lot of you will join me in the book club! ♥️

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Among hunters, know your prey is a vital part of having a successful hunt (I am not one by the way), but it is good to reflect on.I f tRump is our target/prey how better to know him than with people who have been too close to the Orange Ogre. I certainly will read it!

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Kathy Lee Davis's avatar

Orange Ogre - another good one (I will use this). So funny/sad that you don't have to clarify,. Everyone knows who you are talking about-even with the new different names.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Nice epithet. I also like the Tangerine Twit.

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David Gardiner's avatar

Sometimes I reference the So-Called Ruler of the US, or SCROTUS.

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Kathleen D. Pierce's avatar

You should look up Jimmy Kimmel, he and his writers probably have 1,000 names for Angry Dementia Don over these past 10 years! You will be in tears laughing!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I have a thousand of them. One Congresswoman said after he was elected the first time she would never use his real name. She just referred to him as 45. I liked the idea, but I like the snarky nicknames. They are all free for use.

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Diane Smith's avatar

Same. I vowed to never use Orange Menace's real name in the same sentence with "President.' Works for me.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Same here I have never called him P*******t tRump.

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Dorothy Wiese's avatar

I just use trump. No capitalization.

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Kathy Lee Davis's avatar

I use tRump because Rump is so descriptive

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Franca Garofalo's avatar

I call him SPOTUS. (Sexual Predator of the United States) Actually the P can stand for predator, pervert or perpetrator because they all apply.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

I love that -- and will adopt using it, if I may...?

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Franca Garofalo's avatar

Absolutely! I’d love for that to catch on as one of his official titles.

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CARLA M LA ROSA's avatar

My nickname for him is Idiot Orange.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Agent Orange is good, too!

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Amy 0415's avatar

Shrewd observation!

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E. Jean Carroll's avatar

Andy! Andy! Andy!

I

can

not

wait

till

next

Monday!!!

We will turn Substack into

the Algonquin Round Table.

And YOU are Dorothy Parker

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

What meaneth "coincidence?" Last evening my online poetry group was treated to a poem by Mrs. Parker which is new to me. It fit the evening's non-topical theme, but we all decided to skip on by, given its relevance to the horrors of current events. And here is an appropriate time for it. Thanks to you, E. Jean Carroll.

DOROTHY PARKER - "FRUSTRATION"

If I had a shiny gun,

I could have a world of fun

Speeding bullets through the brains

Of the folk who give me pains;

Or had I some poison gas,

I could make the moments pass

Bumping off a number of

People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon-

Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!

So they still are quick and well

Who should be, by rights, in hell.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Boy howdy, do I relate! Love this, too -- Good Gnu by PG Wodehouse:

When cares attack and life seems black,

How sweet it is to pot a yak,

Or puncture hares and grizzly bears,

And others I could mention....

...And I, Floof, can think of a few, too

But restraint calls my name: Halloo? Halloo?

So I stopper my naughty wayward rumination

Whilst wishing them nasty cases of constipation.

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Floofkins, I'd forgotten how wicked you can be, but it's always smile-inducing and right on the mark. And is that really PGW? I've known him as a naughty boy, but, hmmm... Time to re-read, it seems.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Yep, Good Gnu is PGW! It's far longer than the 4 lines I quoted and is all about PGW skewering the upper class obsession with hunting innocent animals -- like, wow, really, you want to shoot a GNU for heaven sakes??? I've always loved the first 2 lines. Seemed apropos here.

I do adore PGW (tolerant patient Jeeves and bumbling Wooster, et al the miscellaneous twits and morons) -- wonderful satires!

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

I read a couple of the Bertie and Jeeves books -- yes, a joy. Will look into the poetry. Thanks for the intro.

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Gerry Boyce's avatar

Ha ha ha delicious

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

E. Jean Carroll didn’t just win a case—she drop-kicked the patriarchal playbook into the nearest flaming dumpster and smiled while doing it. Absolute icon.

This book club pick isn’t just a nod to justice, it’s a middle finger to the cowardice of institutions still tiptoeing around Trump like he’s a toddler with a tiara instead of a walking indictment. Count me in, Andy. I’m bringing tea, questions, and a fireproof copy of the Constitution.

Let the righteous reading begin.

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Mary Schweitzer's avatar

Toddler with a tiara. Ha!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

BRAVA and BRAVO!!!

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Lisa's avatar

Or just BRAVI!

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misia.d's avatar

Sounds like a party!

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Shelley F. Mickle's avatar

This is so cool! just this week I pledged royalties from my memoir Itching to Love, The Story of a Dog to NPR since many chapters come from stories I broadcast on Morning Edition. Shelleymickle.com

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Dr. Judith Schlesinger's avatar

Book duly ordered, thanks to you. What a great idea, circumventing Amazon!! I stopped using them weeks ago, but to go directly to an independent bookseller is perfectly delightful.

Can't wait for the book. GOOD FOR HER!! GOOD FOR YOU!! YAAAAY!!

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Joanne's avatar

I stopped buying books from Amazon years and years ago. Now I NEVER buy anything from them if I can find another source. I've used bookshop.org many times.

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Kathleen D. Pierce's avatar

I use Thrift Books or go to my 2 local stores - Max Back's Cleveland Hts. Or Loganberry Larchmere Cleveland/Shaker Hts.

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Joanne's avatar

I love all three. Also, The Learned Owl (Hudson). I no longer live in CLE so I depend on Thrift Books, Better World Books, and bookshop.org.

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Dr. Judith Schlesinger's avatar

Check out who owns Thrift Books. I seem to remember from years ago that it was not as independent as I thought.

Sometimes you try to go to the source of something and then it arrives in Amazonian packaging. Just sayin'...

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Joanne's avatar

ThriftBooks is an independent online retailer of used books, founded by Daryl Butcher and Jason Meyer in 2003. It is not owned by Amazon, although it does sell books on Amazon Marketplace in addition to its own website.

I hate getting stuff I order on EBay from either Amazon or Walmart. I don't remember it happening at ThriftBooks. Vice versa, I've gotten quite a few on EBay that are from ThriftBooks!

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Lynn L's avatar

Aww! I miss Hudson and I’m so happy to hear that The Learned Owl is still around! I moved to NC 12 years ago.

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Mary Gilbert's avatar

We have a wonderful independent book store in the Central West End of St. Louis, Left Bank Books, within walking distance of our house. Guess I’ll take a walk over & check out E Jean’s book.

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Annette's avatar

love bookshop.org... I don't use Amazon or Barnes & Noble any longer

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Dr. Judith Schlesinger's avatar

I still use Barnes & Noble, since they offer my book. So does amazon, but I don't know if there's a Rump connection with B&N. Certainly amazon has always cheated me royally, including deleting five-star reviews, claiming those people must be related? to me. From the git-go, they sold my Kindle for free, suddenly and without my permission, and they recently sent me a check for 4c - which actually cost them more to mail it than for me to cash it!! No explanation. Royalties, I suppose... ack!!

Of course, you can always go directly to drjudithschlesinger.com to buy it (plug, plug - sorry for the marketing moment, Andy!). I used an independent bookseller, Lulu, for the second edition.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I don’t think they, B&N, are involved with this regime because I walked into their store just yesterday and saw a table filled with books. There was a large sign stating “Banned Books”!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Yay B&N!!!

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Dr. Judith Schlesinger's avatar

Three cheers!

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Christina Johnson's avatar

Ordered!

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Marcia Currie's avatar

She’s my type

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gayle carper's avatar

Thank you for promoting this author. She deserves our gratitude and lots more.

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Mark Smucker's avatar

My wife had a good laugh over today’s column! We’ll get the book! ( of course all of this is pathetic rather than funny—but I guess you gotta laugh to keep from always crying!).

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Today’s post is actually something to be happy about!

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Susan B's avatar

I agree! I always loved reading her column - I think in Elle magazine. Should be a juicy read!

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Paula Massey's avatar

I call it one of our tools in our Resistance Toolbox. That is why Andy is my top three reads in the morning: Heather Cox Richardson, Richard Hubbell and then Andy. I need satire and humor after ready the first two.

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Mary Gilbert's avatar

You might want to add Joyce Vance-Civil Discourse-to your daily read. She breaks down all the legal issues and ends every article with ‘We’re all in this together’.

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Trish's avatar

I'm subscribed, too. Love her sign- off. Also suggest The Contrarian.

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Paula Massey's avatar

I actually have been a member/follower for a while now. I usually catch her later in the day. Her podcast yesterday was priceless.

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Judy Shaffer's avatar

Heather, Andy & Jay Kuo for legal analysis of the issues of the day, for me.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Add Heather Cox Richardson! Brilliant historian!

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Linda Jones's avatar

Same here...(but it's ROBERT Hubbell)...I favor TBR as the humor does more for me than anything!!!

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Paula Massey's avatar

Thanks. Not the first time I have done that!

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Still Learning's avatar

Me too, Paula!

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Diana Hembree's avatar

So true! Before work I read Heather Cox Richardson, Zeteo, Robert Reich and Jared Yates Sexton and then Andy, Jeff Tiedrich and Dash Dobrofsky for witty commentary and satire. Sometimes I go back and read all the comments, too -- can't do that in the am or I'll be late...

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Sally Drucker's avatar

Yet another reason I love following you - thanks for linking to Bookshop.org instead of … that other place! You are consistently wonderful.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

It’s a win for the good guys!

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Michael Katz's avatar

Let's not forget the first woman who courageously stood up to Trump... Stormy wrote a pretty good book as well, and inspired me to create a series of TDS art projects using GPS: https://youtube.com/shorts/eldClpwjzhE?si=ebR54rFM_mYlwkst

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

I love Stormy!

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Can you imagine a book co-authored by both Stormy and E. Jean? That would be some duet!

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Bobbie75's avatar

Or all of the women he has assaulted or cheated with. I have a title: F Your Nondisclosure.

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john's avatar

So admirable for the simple fact of being able to stay a normal sane person while surrounded by the ultimate ignoramity (did I just make up a word)?

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C. Killion's avatar

“Ignoramity “

Just rolls off the tongue, so to speak.

(Pun alert)

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Irna Gadd's avatar

As always, Andy, your headline is a reason to smile (h/t to Dan Rather’s weekly Sunday substack). Carroll’s title is a winner, imo, and your Book Club idea is terrific! What a way to start my day - a reason to buy another book (not that I “need” a reason). I NEVER buy books from Amazon (or anything else), and BetterWorldBooks.com is a wonderful source of used and new books, btw. Enjoy everyone’s excitement about your book club, Andy.

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Betsy Groth's avatar

Quit Amazon entirely early in the first term of the psychopath’s presidency. Have 2 independent bookstores that I love in CT and VT.

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Irna Gadd's avatar

It's always great to hear how people find independent bookstores wherever they live. There are several here in NYC, so I realize how fortunate I am in that regard. I do try to buy used books whenever possible; I'm a big believer in repurposing, recycling, and composting, so used books fit into that category!

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Betsy Groth's avatar

Have you checked out Thriftbooks? ( on line)

BTW, in NYC, the Strand is my idea of paradise.

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Diana Hembree's avatar

When I lived on St Mark's Place, I love love loved the Strand. Now I am in California so cannot walk over to it anymore.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Me, too!!

BUT I always like to consider the author -- if an author is well off or rich, I'll buy used -- if an author actually needs the bucks, I'll buy new.

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D ODonnell's avatar

That’s a great way of deciding how to buy, Floofie.

Not sure we are making much of a dent in Bezos’ profits, though.

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Bobbie75's avatar

So do libraries.

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Mike Fitch's avatar

The original working title was "Is It In Yet?", but I think she chose a classier title in the end.

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Ginny's avatar

I've been trying to get all my friends to either buy from a local small bookseller or order from Bookshop ever since back when their employees tried to unionize. Thanks so much Andy, for promoting anti-Amazon action! (And that Mousse is as adorable as ever; hope Cookie has adjusted.)

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Getting there!

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Judith Richards's avatar

I still use my local library for everything. Ebooks and hard copies. If they don't have it, they order it. Love my librarians, too.

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D ODonnell's avatar

Same here, ours is a gem. TY Arapahoe Library District in Colorado.

Plus constantly trying to declutter.

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Judith Richards's avatar

Yes, downsizing and decluttering is what we do at a certain age. I envy those who never clutter. I don't personally know anyone like that, but I know people who hide it better. 🤣😏🤔

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D ODonnell's avatar

Oh that is funny. This came up on a repeat showing of “Elsbeth,” a quirky, endearing TV cop show last night.

The suspect, a professional Marie Konda type with a sterile, uber-immaculate home, was hiding a large accumulation of stuff, in a big storage unit.

Laughed my head off.

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Vera Algoet's avatar

When Amazon shut down the only successfully unionized warehouse in Canada (and the only Amazon warehouse in Quebec), that was it for me.

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D ODonnell's avatar

Bezos is a greedy hateful pig but people just love their convenience, eh?

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Lisa's avatar

I’m halfway through E Jean’s book now. Highly recommend!

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Cindy La Ferle's avatar

She's an inspiration to all people who are afraid to stand up and speak out. I'm looking forward to reading her book! Thanks, Andy!

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Nancy Ellen's avatar

E. Jean Carroll is a SHEro!!!!

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Gweneth West's avatar

I’M IN!!!🎉🎉🎉

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Gweneth West's avatar

WAHOO!

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Jean Enderle's avatar

Couldn’t have chosen a more perfect title!

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Frank D Repp's avatar

Hurrah for E..J!!

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