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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Of course the autopen was involved!!!

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Toddy McClain's avatar

“The Moving Finger writes; and having writ,

Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit

Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,

Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it” (LI)

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Janeo's avatar

Thank you, Omar! Welll said!

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Amy 0415's avatar

Everyone knows that the autopen is to blame. It is controlled 100% by the Far Left Deep State for whom people like Adam Schiff and Hakeem Jeffries are mouthpieces. This is OBVIOUS from their extreme socialist, commie agendas. Biden was never more than a robotic figurehead. The only job Schumer has had in the Senate for years has been writing the Biden dummy’s dialogue and manipulating the arms. I mean, you can tell that only another old guy would move in that way. I can only assume that on the night of the debate, Schumer had one too many Tequila Sunrises.

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Annette's avatar

I've heard the Autopen is powered by Jewish Space Lasers

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Amy 0415's avatar

Yes, of course, that makes sense. It must be through a Schumer connection.

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