I don't usually watch Kimmel, but I'm going to tonight and might continue.
Dump increased Colbert's viewers and got him an Emmy.
Kimmel might thank Dump for the publicity - this could be the best thing for Kimmel. I just hope he can stay on the air and continue to tell the truth.
Bondi hasn't made the truth illegal yet, has she? I know her lord and master is trying, but I don't think that's happened y et.
Putin on the Ritz is too busy counting his rubles and counting the ways he's dooping his Useful Eejit. He might also be keeping track of the future MAGA votes he's going to deliver.
I’ll make myself stay up. It’s on the schedule. We’ll see if it’s broadcast here.
Meanwhile…
What a pig’s breakfast of an address to the UN. The most abusive, absurd, inarticulate, vitriolic weave ever - for the world to endure! OMG. Everyday I have to wonder what horror he and his posse will perpetrate, and how will he embarrass the nation. Barf.
I think Pepto-Bismol flies off the shelves at CVS even faster than Tylenol.
Fortunately I don’t have to do that. Plenty of area folks have already provided those lists and we’re on top of that. Good advice for any area in a similar situation.
Great minds think alike!😀 We're gonna get through this and build a better and stronger democratic republic. In fact, Sen. Adam Schiff just reintroduced his Protecting Our Democracy Act:
I think our ABC channel is going to air Jimmy, which of course we will watch, but even if it does will someone list the advertisers on the Sinclair-Owned ABC channels
- I would like to email them that I will not be buying their products!
I left a nasty message for Sinclair on their web site asking what they had against freedom of speech, and a voice mail for WJLA here in Washington. I hope and expect someone somewhere will post a snippet of two tomorrow..
If Ralph didn't make any threats against Sinclair, the secret service likely will not care. Given the numbers (330 million American households, most of which have televisions) I doubt the secret service could get to all of them. ❤️😉🦉✊
I sent lengthy e-mails to ABC, Nexstar, and Sinclair. One approximate phrase used, "It can be imagined, that like Charlie Kirk, the leadership of your companies will enjoy the same deep, fiery warmth as he."
I’ve boycotted that affiliate for years anyway and catch up the next day with what matters like you suggested. Sinclair wants an apology and payment. Don’t cave, Jimmy!
Find out which advertisers have contracts with Sinclair. Write to them. Tell them you are no longer a customer. Do the same with the companies. Yeah, it DOES take time. You might not get a response. You might think it won't make a difference. But it does. When sales are down, companies get worried and pissed that their ads aren't generating biz. And maybe they should advertise elsewhere? Sinclair is a disgrace. A wussy and spineless disgrace.
Turns out that it’s on in my area at the same time as Colbert! Maybe ABC planned it that way. But lucky for me I can record both shows at the same time!
edit: as Susan mentioned, check you local TV schedule; I replied too quickly with simple PT to ET time translation; The showtime is adjust for different time zones; it is on at 11:35pm for the west coast, SF Bay area.
I rarely watch the late night talk shows (MSNBC and PBS are more interesting). BUT, tonight I certainly will & hope that whatever Kimmel has to say, he says with resolve and determination -- and without any attempts to placate the fat orange despot. Who, by the by, will probably BE watching and is so stupid that he'll do a rant-response. revealing that he did!
I will probably stay up. I know I can do it, because I often watch the Daily Show and stay awake for most of it. It is more of a challenge when you are 81. Maybe a nap this afternoon.
However, we currently live in hell, which is called the Trump administration. Anyway, thank you, Andy, for alerting us to his world-wide threat. So let's all watch Kimmel tonight at 11:30 eastern.
In related news, I was asked if I’d been raptured. I told them I’d declined the invitation to go because I wanted to see the resurrection of Jimmy Kimmel instead…
I heard that some people are excited about The Rapture arriving today - again. I say: Welcome. I've never wished so hard for a Judgement Day to arrive.
I would rather not be raptured -- the thought of spending eternity with the assholes who think they are bound to be chosen is horrifying - besides - all of my friends are going to hell
Charles, Charles, Charles -- The assholes to whom you're referring won't be setting foot in heaven because of all their shitty behavior, fear-mongering, divisive hate, and ugliness in general. You think Jesus wants to hang out with THEM??? Oh hell to the NO!!! You can go ahead and get raptured and be MAGAt-free. No worries!
I turned on my television at noon and an orange demented senior citizen and his mail order bride were at the United Nations. MASA make America sane again.
Since Trump's rant ran well over an hour I propose that future UN assemblies institute loud music ala the awards ceremonies, or alternately, a 16 ton weight to be dropped on all rogue speakers.
under no circumstances should you watch the UN "speech>" it was seriously the most heinous, embarrassing, shameful hour i have ever spent. it was circles of hell. people clapped at the end. must have been because it was finally over.
When the Orange Peel started speaking in trump transylvaian some members rose...headed for the " castle " exits en mass. No one spoke his language in the entire room.
So will the MSM play it to show us how wonderful Dear Leader is? (I usually avoid MSM anyway.) What about Faux News? Will they show highlights and rave about such an eloquent presentation? I assume that they want the cult to watch their anointed One in action....
--unless, like the evangelicals, you believe in miracles! Remember, Sarah in the Old Testament was ninety when she became pregnant after visits from angels. Angels may be knocking on your door right now.....
If so, let's hope they deliver some other message.....
! really...I think it would take an act of Congress. Good luck with that! In Alaska we have, at least I think we still have, something called ratnet. I recall being out of town and watching Clinton, Bush, Perot debate on it. It's bizarre as all networks come across the one channel. I don't know how they picked which network to air in which time slot, but the folks in the bush appreciate it.
I googled Andy once and was blown away by all that he accomplished prior to the Report. What was the New Yorker thinking? But we lucked out because we do not have to weed through that mag to find Andy's work. I look forward to this Report and the community.
Who’s watching ABC at 11:30 tonight?
I don't usually watch Kimmel, but I'm going to tonight and might continue.
Dump increased Colbert's viewers and got him an Emmy.
Kimmel might thank Dump for the publicity - this could be the best thing for Kimmel. I just hope he can stay on the air and continue to tell the truth.
Bondi hasn't made the truth illegal yet, has she? I know her lord and master is trying, but I don't think that's happened y et.
Dump is the world’s stupidest asshole. How Putin manages to get up every morning without asphyxiating from laughter is beyond me.
Easy to do when the United State Potus likely is likely feeding you secret information all day, l every day.
--which might just be another stream of deep, brown B.S.!
Huh?
Because Putin is the second stupidest asshole.
Putin on the Ritz is too busy counting his rubles and counting the ways he's dooping his Useful Eejit. He might also be keeping track of the future MAGA votes he's going to deliver.
--and then his exit plan to Dubai, where Trump will join him after 2028!
Exacto mundo.
Forget Putin! How do we manage to get up every morning without any any anxiety at all!
That’s what I want to know!! I’m just trying to keep my blood pressure under control!!
Protractor? Compass? How does one measure such a thing?
I just hope Jimmy hasn’t declared two of his homes to be his primary residence.
I hope Jimmy sends Guillermo to hide his documents somewhere safer than the bathroom!
I'm happier than hell that ICE didn't try to arrest him despite him being a US citizen.
Bouncing Blonde Bondi hasn't made her decrees, yet.
How could I not?
I’ll make myself stay up. It’s on the schedule. We’ll see if it’s broadcast here.
Meanwhile…
What a pig’s breakfast of an address to the UN. The most abusive, absurd, inarticulate, vitriolic weave ever - for the world to endure! OMG. Everyday I have to wonder what horror he and his posse will perpetrate, and how will he embarrass the nation. Barf.
I think Pepto-Bismol flies off the shelves at CVS even faster than Tylenol.
Donnie Diarrhea waddled to the podium and spewed all over Planet Earth.
Baffles the mind that he continues to pull the apron strings, here and globally. I'm at a loss.
Once an arse, always an arse tRUM
Not me. My Sinclair owned ABC affiliate won’t air it.
Step 1: Take a few minutes and watch your Sinclair-owned ABC channel.
Step 2: Write down who are the advertisers
Step 3: Call or email the advertisers and let them know you will not purchase their products if they support a company the restricts free speech.
Step 4: Extra Credit - share your list with friends and neighbors and ask them to also call these advertisers.
Jimmy Kimmel just proved that the little things we do can make a BIG difference.
Fortunately I don’t have to do that. Plenty of area folks have already provided those lists and we’re on top of that. Good advice for any area in a similar situation.
👏👏 Great idea !
You are right! When money talks......IT TENDS TO SPEAK LOUDLY!
When money talks, it SCREAMS!
I just wrote almost the same thing....before I read your very very eloquent comment. Thank you!
Great minds think alike!😀 We're gonna get through this and build a better and stronger democratic republic. In fact, Sen. Adam Schiff just reintroduced his Protecting Our Democracy Act:
https://www.schiff.senate.gov/news/press-releases/news-sen-schiff-reintroduces-his-landmark-proposal-to-protect-democracy-close-legal-loopholes-enabling-widespread-abuses-of-presidential-power/
Thank you for this, ASBermant. Senator Schiff is a mensch.
I would like Andy to start an anti-Quisling List/Profile of great Americans, not only politicians, who are activists against Trump's Evil Empire.
Great idea! Let's go, Andy!
I think our ABC channel is going to air Jimmy, which of course we will watch, but even if it does will someone list the advertisers on the Sinclair-Owned ABC channels
- I would like to email them that I will not be buying their products!
From Threads:
https://www.threads.com/@nevbear1/post/DO0_gPNDQZU/heres-the-list-of-disney-nexstar-sinclairs-largest-current-advertisers-based-on-
Thank you - I'm on it!
I've set my recorder so I can find the advertisers tomorrow and zip through the news show that's on at 11:30.
Thanks for the recommendation!
I already emailed Sinclair and our ABC affiliate.
Yep--money talks!
That is my plan.
Great advice!
You can watch his monologue on YouTube. F*ck Sinclair. So sorry. Hope your locale can develop some online local reporters.
Exactly!
I left a nasty message for Sinclair on their web site asking what they had against freedom of speech, and a voice mail for WJLA here in Washington. I hope and expect someone somewhere will post a snippet of two tomorrow..
the next knock on your door is the secret service
If Ralph didn't make any threats against Sinclair, the secret service likely will not care. Given the numbers (330 million American households, most of which have televisions) I doubt the secret service could get to all of them. ❤️😉🦉✊
he wrote “nasty note”it could be considered threatening
meh...
I'm home. . .
We won't be home!
I sent lengthy e-mails to ABC, Nexstar, and Sinclair. One approximate phrase used, "It can be imagined, that like Charlie Kirk, the leadership of your companies will enjoy the same deep, fiery warmth as he."
Same here Pam, but it will be on youtube tomorrow! Take heart!
I’ve boycotted that affiliate for years anyway and catch up the next day with what matters like you suggested. Sinclair wants an apology and payment. Don’t cave, Jimmy!
It's actually on YouTube right away.
I hadn't thought of that, Pam King. I wonder if I'll get Kimmel. I'm certainly going to check.
Do what I will do, watch it in the morning on Hulu.
SMART!!!!!
Find out which advertisers have contracts with Sinclair. Write to them. Tell them you are no longer a customer. Do the same with the companies. Yeah, it DOES take time. You might not get a response. You might think it won't make a difference. But it does. When sales are down, companies get worried and pissed that their ads aren't generating biz. And maybe they should advertise elsewhere? Sinclair is a disgrace. A wussy and spineless disgrace.
Catch him on YouTube.
Not in Washington DC…
Same here.
A Super-Duper Hex on Sinclair!
Turns out that it’s on in my area at the same time as Colbert! Maybe ABC planned it that way. But lucky for me I can record both shows at the same time!
The carrier here is not showing it :-/ But I'll be on youtube tomorrow watching it!
Hulu +live stream has it too
What time is that on the Pacific coast?
Check your TV schedule. Trump's comment is irrelevant. I'm in the mountain time zone, and Kimmel is on at 11:35 tonight.
Exactly. Delayed/taped showing at the “same” time.
8:30pm Pacific time
edit: as Susan mentioned, check you local TV schedule; I replied too quickly with simple PT to ET time translation; The showtime is adjust for different time zones; it is on at 11:35pm for the west coast, SF Bay area.
You can also watch on youtube, or streaming.
No. Check your TV schedule. At least for mountain time it's on at 11:35 PM. I'm guessing it would be the same for pacific time.
Thank you for the correction -- I was just about to edit my reply.
It does depend on stream vs broadcast, and on the west coast SF bay area, it is being aired at 11:35pm.
I plan to watch/record the broadcast, and watch it on you tube :-)
You are welcome, Michelle. I grew up in Santa Monica, so I know that late night starts at 11:35, at least in the major cities of the Pacific coast.
Hopefully it’s JAIL time 🙄
Until January 2025, I lived in Arizona (Mountain STANDARD Time). JKL, I think airs there after the 10pm news. ❤️
11.30
🤣🤣🤣
I will definitely watch. I hope Kimmel just tells it like it is.
It’s Sinclair here, so CBS & Colbert for me. I love Steven, but I’d watch Jimmy tonight in celebration and glee if I could.
I rarely watch the late night talk shows (MSNBC and PBS are more interesting). BUT, tonight I certainly will & hope that whatever Kimmel has to say, he says with resolve and determination -- and without any attempts to placate the fat orange despot. Who, by the by, will probably BE watching and is so stupid that he'll do a rant-response. revealing that he did!
We can watch it on YouTube, but Google tells me that does not count in the ratings.
Hehe
I'm almost feeling SORRY for the dumb effer right now.
All he wants is attention, and folks to Bow Down to his " Greatness".
Meanwhile, since he has loyalty to no-one, who's gonna Cry at his Funeral?
Not even his Family, as he only BOUGHT their attention, and throws them under the Bus as well.
Sad, in it's own way.
Poor guy got raised to be a A-hole.
Me!!! :-D
Yes, and if everyone does it they will have Super Bowl ratings!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
i will try; i live in rural Nevada so dont know which company brings us channel 13 from Vegas...but i'm hoping!
Is that KTNV? You are good to go. They are not a Nexstar or Sinclair station.
I have never watched it before, but I think I will start tonight if I can stay awake that long.
recording if you can
Good idea, Sharon P.
I record Colbert and watch it the next morning - after I've spit coffee all over my computer from reading TBR.
Ditto that.
If you have some sort of TiVo you can tape it. I taped a bunch of South Park episodes that were hysterical btw!
I think it counts if you can use your DVR if you have it because it will automatically tune into it at the proper time. I think that would count.
I will probably stay up. I know I can do it, because I often watch the Daily Show and stay awake for most of it. It is more of a challenge when you are 81. Maybe a nap this afternoon.
I just watch the monologue on youtube because i dont have tv. I like him.
Watch on YouTube - no recording required. Remember to like and subscribe to the Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube channel, too
However, we currently live in hell, which is called the Trump administration. Anyway, thank you, Andy, for alerting us to his world-wide threat. So let's all watch Kimmel tonight at 11:30 eastern.
In related news, I was asked if I’d been raptured. I told them I’d declined the invitation to go because I wanted to see the resurrection of Jimmy Kimmel instead…
😄 Good one, Jon Spangler!
I heard that some people are excited about The Rapture arriving today - again. I say: Welcome. I've never wished so hard for a Judgement Day to arrive.
We could all do the Judy Garland number from "Summer Stock" and tap dance our way to heaven!
I demand a haiku!!🥳
Be Judy Garland
when Trump is so gone! Shout out,
sing "Hallelujah!"
Yeahhh!!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Pretty sure if you're asked if you've been raptured, you haven't been. Just for future reference, mind you.
I would rather not be raptured -- the thought of spending eternity with the assholes who think they are bound to be chosen is horrifying - besides - all of my friends are going to hell
Charles, Charles, Charles -- The assholes to whom you're referring won't be setting foot in heaven because of all their shitty behavior, fear-mongering, divisive hate, and ugliness in general. You think Jesus wants to hang out with THEM??? Oh hell to the NO!!! You can go ahead and get raptured and be MAGAt-free. No worries!
Do you really think those people are going to heaven? But if all your friends are in hell and that's where you want to be, happy trails.
😂😂😂
Bravo. Well said. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
On my knees laughing so hard trying to catch my breath 😂
I turned on my television at noon and an orange demented senior citizen and his mail order bride were at the United Nations. MASA make America sane again.
Some respect, Sean! Please address her as the First Hooker.
--or The First 'Be Best' Bimbo!
If you think of it, PTW, she's the Third Hooker.
OMG! Busted a gut!
😁 I do what I can to find some humor during these shitty times.
It is the only healthy defense that there is. Borowitz for President!
I can dig it.
Chortle snort! 🤣🤣
Yes, indeedy!
Andy, humor is the most powerful weapon we have against the vile varlets in power, so I salute your continuous barrage!
Hear hear!!
Whatever that nutcase says, I’m doing the opposite,
Since Trump's rant ran well over an hour I propose that future UN assemblies institute loud music ala the awards ceremonies, or alternately, a 16 ton weight to be dropped on all rogue speakers.
Good idea, bithchbitchybitchy.
They could play "YMCA" - that makes Dump twitch every time he hears it.
Marmo- That's funny - the image of Dump dance "twitching" to YMCA.
Anything to make "the Donald" twitch and twitch all the way out of the White House!
The 16 ton weight would barely hurt him!
I vote for Option 2. And out come the little guys with spatulas to scoop up the splat.
Big spatulas!
Or, as in sport, perhaps a shot clock: you have x amount of time to make your point or relinquish the podium.
under no circumstances should you watch the UN "speech>" it was seriously the most heinous, embarrassing, shameful hour i have ever spent. it was circles of hell. people clapped at the end. must have been because it was finally over.
I would do everything in my power never to hear that man speak in person. How many members of his captive audience stayed awake?
Don't they have head phones for the translation they can turn off?
When the Orange Peel started speaking in trump transylvaian some members rose...headed for the " castle " exits en mass. No one spoke his language in the entire room.
Funny, I was thinking the same thing earlier as people were talking about this.
Trump's brain is the marble that circles down, down the spiral circles of the underworld!
So will the MSM play it to show us how wonderful Dear Leader is? (I usually avoid MSM anyway.) What about Faux News? Will they show highlights and rave about such an eloquent presentation? I assume that they want the cult to watch their anointed One in action....
Anointed One? Yeah, anointed by bronzer!
As a public service, CBS and NBC should simulcast Fallon tonight
I think you mean Kimmel
Yeah. Just another 80+ year old brain fart. I should probably trade it in for a newer model
You have probably used Tylenol....
Make, over 80. The chances of me being pregnant are pretty slim 😇
--unless, like the evangelicals, you believe in miracles! Remember, Sarah in the Old Testament was ninety when she became pregnant after visits from angels. Angels may be knocking on your door right now.....
If so, let's hope they deliver some other message.....
No, I don’t remember Sarah from the Old Testament. I’m not that ancient!😇
Doesn't Tylenol cause autism too? And probably dementia? I'm thinking that the makers of Tylenol may have defamation suit just handed to them...
! really...I think it would take an act of Congress. Good luck with that! In Alaska we have, at least I think we still have, something called ratnet. I recall being out of town and watching Clinton, Bush, Perot debate on it. It's bizarre as all networks come across the one channel. I don't know how they picked which network to air in which time slot, but the folks in the bush appreciate it.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!! MM
Andy -- great work, as always! I signed up for years with the New Yorker, strictly to read your column. When you got sacked, I did the same to them...
I googled Andy once and was blown away by all that he accomplished prior to the Report. What was the New Yorker thinking? But we lucked out because we do not have to weed through that mag to find Andy's work. I look forward to this Report and the community.
Thank you ❤️
I read the New Yorker occasionally, especially for the cartoons! Yeah, I know, real highbrow here!
Thank you! Substack has been an upgrade for me ♥️
I wouldn’t miss it
Good One Andy now EVERYONE will want to watch Jimmy tonight and that's a great thing indeed.
Thank you. Andy!