The best part is you load everybody in and the darn things explode on the launchpad so you don't even have to waste money getting them into space they're gone
I like your thinking, but couldn’t that be considered a war crime upon the Iranian people? I mean, dropping that toxic, motley crew on any enemy could have us in The Hague…….
Make sure they're not wearing plastic -- don't want to contribute to plastic garbage islands -- and are wearing organic cotton or hemp clothing... Then we have no ecological problems -- just very shitty dinners for the hagfish.
Yes, agree with your concept, but also agree with Dorothy -- wouldn't want to inflict this on Nederland. Hmmm... where can we stick 'em? On some uninhabited Aleutian island? Give 'em Antarctic outpost type accommodations and some good books that teach good basic values, but no radio. Then we wait and see what happens. Whatcha think?
I agree. Don't drop those piles of dung on the people of Iran. The government may be assholes, but the people I have met over many years have been truly lovely, full of rich heritage and not full of hatred for anyone. Love the people, hate the oppressors.
Alas, we do. Barron Bonespur was the Little Dump who told the Big Dump to reach out to podcast bros... And that may partly explain why a bunch of brainless bros voted for Big Dump.
You forgot Ivana Ivanka. That's the D Donald E Eric and I Ivanka DEI. As for Baby Barron Bones spurs. What can we say somebody that's growing that tall probably has marfans syndrome
Nuremberg trials did not think execution was a war crime but just punishment for crimes against humanity.
Wait -- are you saying what Agent Orange is doing to Iran is a war crime? Or that it's a war crime to execute that mob of Nazi shitheads? Or that it's a war crime to dump them on Iran? I'm so confused!!!
And now…the “hero” or should I say “gentleman in question” …no I should not say that….. is in charge of the military. Aided by the dream team of Pete Hegseth and probably JD and Stephen Miller. God help us.
Dropping Trump over Iran Pinochet style seems like a great idea. 😹
Does getting Barron clear mean he’s going to call for a draft? I’m headed for Canada, even though I’m 78 & female I’m also a Democrat so I’d get called up!
We are pretty self-sufficient, but with all the medical care I need, they probably wouldn't want me. And besides, it's too cold. I like living in a place that doesn't have long winters (it's not Florida).
Did Barron procure that note? Does he have a high arch? Flat feet? Hoof & Mouth disease? Bone spurs? He could try tearing an achilles tendon, which I did in May while in Egypt. Guaranteed to keep him in PT for the foreseeable future.
It's the trump way. Barron, his brothers and the elder of his sisters have that werewolf thing going on, as do some of their blood elders. The big kids, however, seem to have the widow's peak version.
I’m a retired genetic counselor. Before the current effective DNA sequencing, many diagnoses were made based on looking at physical differences. Low hairline is associated with numerous genetic syndromes. Not saying anything about the Trumps specifically.
Ann, it's clear that you're not saying anything specific to trumps. You are a professional. And I'm especially glad you're here so that I can twist it every whichway.
Oh, Glenda, please don't be discouraged by the healing time frame! Tendons take TIME to heal for everyone. My dentist ruptured his Achilles when his brother chased him around a couch (yes, 2 grown men acting like 9 year olds). He came to work using a scooter-like device to rest his lower leg on. You're going to heal, but patience (who has THAT in abundance nowadays?) is required. All the best!
Yeah, I pulled a hip ligament, and it's been WEEKS for it to heal. Still not completely over it. I learned that hip ligament injuries also affect your knee, too, so there's that on top of it. Glenda, you have my empathy! Be patient.
Glenda, all the best to you for healing. As to trumps, if the draft is resurrected and the kid indeed has bone spurs, no problem. I developed one walking Vienna and Prague for a couple of weeks. Got back to NY and three or maybe four easy, slightly ticklish ultrasound treatments erased it.
On the down low, tRump slipped the Doctor a note asking if there was any truth to the claim that foot size was indicative of “another member’s” size. And also if a father with size 6 feet could sire a son with size 12 feet.
frankly, I've always had a hard time reconciling my associations and memories of working among and living around Iranians, who I realize are among the most fortunate to get here-but every one was smart, determined, dedicated, loved family, always looked great, friendly, funny; and then see the photos of the Ayatollah. Perhaps folks there hate all that as much as we do? Why put them in danger, as well as all of Israel, or even the U.S.? They may have nuclear pieces, but they are self-contained-interested in maintaining what they have, more than taking over others' land. Maybe I'm naive, but I have read that many ordinary Iranians hate their government and worry about Iran's possible nuclear capabilities
Let us hope that Mr. Putin does not "lend" Iran some nuclear weapons until their current "difficulties" are over. Perhaps we need a "president" capable of thinking things through. Our only hope for peace is by diplomacy to resolve our differences. "For, in the final analysis, our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's futures. And we are all mortal." JFK
Looking forward to chatting with you good people about E Jean’s book Sunday at 7 PM (Eastern). I finished it today and it is truly hilarious.
I guess I’ll have to wait until 4 PDT, tomorrow afternoon.
I am unable to put it down. It is fantastic.
They would have dropped Donold on Iran, but the payload was too heavy for a B2.
Please make it a cluster bomb: Dump, Donspur Jr., Eric the Dud, and Barron Bonespur
Better yet for the cluster Bomb, add Vance, Hegseth, Miller, Noem, Bessent, Bondi, Lutnik and any others of his cabinet who will fit in the B2!!
Don't forget Johnson! Squeeze him into the clown car, too!
Of course! We can't forget the Speaker of the House!
Squeaker of the House.
The would-be Moses, he supposes himself to be!
Put him on the bombs nose wearing a Rudolph's lead reindeer outfit.
Ah, shades of Dr Strangelove -- would love to see this play out.
I understand a SpaceX rocket is now available to deliver the payload.
Let's hope SpaceX's owner is on board.
The best part is you load everybody in and the darn things explode on the launchpad so you don't even have to waste money getting them into space they're gone
Earbuds playing "Pick Up the Pieces".
Don't forget to leave home without Musk " the Rat"!
RFK JR please! Although I'd settle for the Emperor with no clothes (but please no photos)!
Please include Musk. And instead of a B52, make it the first rocket to Mars-A-Lago. No return trip.
And no parachute.
Add “Speaker” Johnson and Majority Leader Thune.
for good measure, add Steve Bannon, Roger Stone and Russell Vought
and may they fly in a boeing plane. no guarantee they will arrive, safely or at all.
"The We Can Dreamliner".
I like your thinking, but couldn’t that be considered a war crime upon the Iranian people? I mean, dropping that toxic, motley crew on any enemy could have us in The Hague…….
easy solution-drop the payload in the ocean (sorry Pacific)
but 47 has a good relations ship with sharks right? eeew poor sharks
Make sure they're not wearing plastic -- don't want to contribute to plastic garbage islands -- and are wearing organic cotton or hemp clothing... Then we have no ecological problems -- just very shitty dinners for the hagfish.
--like Trump has not already committed a war crime? Send them all to the Netherlands, to plant tulips and repair dikes. Something harmless for once!
Netherlands would say "Nei!"
Yes, agree with your concept, but also agree with Dorothy -- wouldn't want to inflict this on Nederland. Hmmm... where can we stick 'em? On some uninhabited Aleutian island? Give 'em Antarctic outpost type accommodations and some good books that teach good basic values, but no radio. Then we wait and see what happens. Whatcha think?
How about on that uninhabited island the Dump is going "to tariff'"?
Okay by me!!! Let's do and say we did!
Oh, God, just stick them somewhere! An earnest prayer not just a reaction!
Like I said elsewhere, I ask that "His mysterious ways" go into overdrive!
I agree. Don't drop those piles of dung on the people of Iran. The government may be assholes, but the people I have met over many years have been truly lovely, full of rich heritage and not full of hatred for anyone. Love the people, hate the oppressors.
Very incisive analysis. I love it.
Melanie, Ivsnka and Jared, and Tiffany can all go, too.
Only drop them in the ocean, minus Barron. He seems innocent enough right now.
It's sad that he the youngest has the same disorder as his old man, apparently to a far greater degree, but, trump is a trump.
In fairness, do we really know enough about Barron? We must wait a few years to find out.
Yeah, John, but I must ask: Are you the 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 John Townsend?
Common name, yeah, but yes, real!
Alas, we do. Barron Bonespur was the Little Dump who told the Big Dump to reach out to podcast bros... And that may partly explain why a bunch of brainless bros voted for Big Dump.
Bikini Island redux
Leave poor Barron alone. It's bad enough that he doesn't have any lips.
and thinning hair
You forgot Ivana Ivanka. That's the D Donald E Eric and I Ivanka DEI. As for Baby Barron Bones spurs. What can we say somebody that's growing that tall probably has marfans syndrome
I bet you're right about marfans. Hmmm. Hard to find any explanation except nurture for the offends of the other offspring.
…that’s certainly a “cluster…”. Sadly
The bombs were Bunker Busters.
The suggested WH alternative is "Buster Bunko". 🤔
🤣😂🤣😂
Yes, he’s full of it and it exceeds the B2’s payload capacity.
Matthew remember if you drop that large amount of poop it will not explode just stink.
It would burn like Napalm.
--just fertilize whatever Iranian desert!
It was too heavy for SpaceX.
Plus it’s a war crime
Nuremberg trials did not think execution was a war crime but just punishment for crimes against humanity.
Wait -- are you saying what Agent Orange is doing to Iran is a war crime? Or that it's a war crime to execute that mob of Nazi shitheads? Or that it's a war crime to dump them on Iran? I'm so confused!!!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Spot on!
Classic!
When asked why he insisted Baron get a note from a Podiatrist, the President invoked Tevyah's Article Number One. "TRADITION!"
Best comment yet! Thanks, Paul!
I hear the fiddler squeaking out the tune now...
it's a tank squeaking out the tune...
--with the coming marching boots for a back-tempo!
Now I've got to find and play it! "TRADITION!"
Here are the lyrics:
The bone spur,
THE BONE SPUR!
the bone spurrrr,
THE BONE SPUR!
And who does daddy think
Will save him from the brink
He looks down at his feet
And sees they really stink
The bone spur,
THE BONE SPUR!
the bone spurrrr,
THE BONE SPUR!
outstanding. I sang along!!
me too!!!! got the cadence down perfectly
<golf clap>
💯
OMG, Andy. Thank you; I desperately needed a laugh!
And now…the “hero” or should I say “gentleman in question” …no I should not say that….. is in charge of the military. Aided by the dream team of Pete Hegseth and probably JD and Stephen Miller. God help us.
God was sleep today
We need those "mysterious ways" to start working right now!
Rubio looked like he was confused during the announcement of the bombing...Pete looks mellow....maybe he had a nip before..
Just one? He probably had a pint at least. Flip-Flop Rubio looked like he was on some illegal pharmaceutical.
Rubio looked ill to us. Maybe he’s starting to have a few qualms?
What an imperfect incompetent group to lead!
Can there be a new contest please? What will Kristy Noem be wearing? A really cute Burka? Please don’t cover the hair says no one
Only Andy could do this!
Dropping Trump over Iran Pinochet style seems like a great idea. 😹
Does getting Barron clear mean he’s going to call for a draft? I’m headed for Canada, even though I’m 78 & female I’m also a Democrat so I’d get called up!
Shh!! Don't let trump hear that. He'd do it in a heartbeat, and wouldn't care that I'm 80 and in the same situation as you are.
Ditto, but 82. Unfortunately Canada probably won’t take me — too poor, unable to work. But a person can dream.
We are pretty self-sufficient, but with all the medical care I need, they probably wouldn't want me. And besides, it's too cold. I like living in a place that doesn't have long winters (it's not Florida).
Eileen . As long as you love hockey , you are welcome there eh . I have my 🇨🇦passport ready .
How I envy you that passport.
I'm sure I could learn to love hockey!
just think of tRump's face on the puck and you'll get it in a flash!
Trump's face is the puck! And the total suck!
Just remember to have a few choice front teeth removed in advance.
Probably drafting California first. Hope you aren’t from there.
But no VA care after your service because Dems are excluded.
OMG what a huge bunker busting splat that would be!
"...dropping Donald Trump on Iran."
SPLAT!!!
So satisfying.
Did Barron procure that note? Does he have a high arch? Flat feet? Hoof & Mouth disease? Bone spurs? He could try tearing an achilles tendon, which I did in May while in Egypt. Guaranteed to keep him in PT for the foreseeable future.
Barron has Eddie Munster’s hairline.
Yes-and he’s already thinning up front-just like daddy he’ll need a ‘rug sooner rather than later
...and all the accompanying creepiness. Who lets their kid leave the house looking like that!
What is it with the Trumps and hairstyles. Barron looks like he was sponsored by Mobil One. That poor boy ain’t never gonna get laid!!
Sure he will. He has the funds to follow in his father's footsteps. ;)
It's the trump way. Barron, his brothers and the elder of his sisters have that werewolf thing going on, as do some of their blood elders. The big kids, however, seem to have the widow's peak version.
I’m a retired genetic counselor. Before the current effective DNA sequencing, many diagnoses were made based on looking at physical differences. Low hairline is associated with numerous genetic syndromes. Not saying anything about the Trumps specifically.
Ann, it's clear that you're not saying anything specific to trumps. You are a professional. And I'm especially glad you're here so that I can twist it every whichway.
LOL. Twisting away with you.
Twistin' the night away!
Very funny, Glenda! I hope you're healing well.
Thank you, Ami. Healing is slow, made slower by my chronology, I’m sure.
Oh, Glenda, please don't be discouraged by the healing time frame! Tendons take TIME to heal for everyone. My dentist ruptured his Achilles when his brother chased him around a couch (yes, 2 grown men acting like 9 year olds). He came to work using a scooter-like device to rest his lower leg on. You're going to heal, but patience (who has THAT in abundance nowadays?) is required. All the best!
Yeah, I pulled a hip ligament, and it's been WEEKS for it to heal. Still not completely over it. I learned that hip ligament injuries also affect your knee, too, so there's that on top of it. Glenda, you have my empathy! Be patient.
You should see a chronopractor.
I don’t think a chiropractor can reverse time. 🫤 I’m sticking w/ PT for now. My PT has been a miracle worker for my hips and lower back.
Chrono Glenda. Reset your clock:-)
You had to do that? Do you know how difficult it is to keep silent now?
Boom
Glenda, all the best to you for healing. As to trumps, if the draft is resurrected and the kid indeed has bone spurs, no problem. I developed one walking Vienna and Prague for a couple of weeks. Got back to NY and three or maybe four easy, slightly ticklish ultrasound treatments erased it.
How about dropping the whole cabinet on Iran? Also JD and Stephen.
Iran would immediately surrender.
Is surrender another word for throw-up?
“Minutes after the speech, a new poll showed that a majority of Americans favor dropping Donald Trump on Iran.”
Andy you are a gift! Thx
On the down low, tRump slipped the Doctor a note asking if there was any truth to the claim that foot size was indicative of “another member’s” size. And also if a father with size 6 feet could sire a son with size 12 feet.
What size are Trudeau’s feet?
(Stares off into the distance…) ummmm, what? Sorry I was distracted 🤣🤣🤣
Heard to be known as
"Footlong" Trudeau in the bedroom.
--enough to satisfy any footwear!
Laugh-out-loud funny! Thanks, I needed that!
🤭
Only if the genes came from the Mother’s side
🤣👏🏻😂👏🏻😝👏🏻
<golf clap>
I like the new poll and agree that TACO should be dropped on Iran..the sooner the better!
Drop the WHOLE administration and his family on Iran!
Poor Iran! I mean, they aren't my favorite country, but geez...
frankly, I've always had a hard time reconciling my associations and memories of working among and living around Iranians, who I realize are among the most fortunate to get here-but every one was smart, determined, dedicated, loved family, always looked great, friendly, funny; and then see the photos of the Ayatollah. Perhaps folks there hate all that as much as we do? Why put them in danger, as well as all of Israel, or even the U.S.? They may have nuclear pieces, but they are self-contained-interested in maintaining what they have, more than taking over others' land. Maybe I'm naive, but I have read that many ordinary Iranians hate their government and worry about Iran's possible nuclear capabilities
tRump doesn't take time to do due diligence, he just does what he thinks will get him a Nobel Peace Prize, as told to him by Miller, Hogsbreath, etc.
And as we all know, Nobel Peace Prize recipients always nominate themselves!
That truly would be a clusterfuck... uh er, I mean cluster bomb! But don't leave out Mike Johnson!
What the heck-let’s not leave out MTG!
oh, but she was opposed to the intervention
A divine miracle never to be repeated! For once she was right!
True, but maybe not leave her out based on all previous -- and probably future -- hideous doings?
of course, Floofie... MTG doesn't deserve my respect
Let us hope that Mr. Putin does not "lend" Iran some nuclear weapons until their current "difficulties" are over. Perhaps we need a "president" capable of thinking things through. Our only hope for peace is by diplomacy to resolve our differences. "For, in the final analysis, our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's futures. And we are all mortal." JFK
Perhaps we just need a PRESIDENT!
do you think bone spurs senior cleared the bombing with putin first
excellent comment and quote, thank you!
--too mortal!
"My, what big feet you have..."
Surely you meant “bigly?”
I understand the podiatrist in question speaks English good.
--while the rest of us will be left down the "well".
Did Barry have bone spurs, brain spurs, or prickly heat?