btw: Can we employ quite a large-ish contingent of men (and maybe boys too) who will join together on the appropriate day and, standing shoulder to shoulder, all together, piss on his parade?
The last time he wanted a big military parade (ala Russia) he was told the DC streets wouldn't support the weight of the tanks - did they fix the streets?
I hate to wish more problems on D.C., but I can’t wait until the weight of two dozen [?] Abrams tanks, plus enough other military equipment, create a crater the size of Rhode Island. The 6,700 soldiers are to be billeted in federal office buildings where they will sleep on cots; they will have to provide their own sleeping bags. G’d willing, some/many of them can undo DOGE.
"Trump’s Air Force One deal with Qatar is not final, despite the administration's claims
The Qatari government has asked the United States to clarify that the luxury jetliner's pending transfer was initiated by the Trump administration and that Qatar was not responsible for any future transfers of the plane's ownership, officials told The Washington Post. The delay reflects lingering concerns about legal liabilities stemming from the White House's maneuver to transform what was originally a sale between two countries into a “gift.”"
"A specialized federal court in New York on Wednesday ruled that most of President Donald Trump’s tariffs — including those on Chinese goods — are illegal, upending negotiations with more than a dozen nations and creating fresh uncertainty for countless American businesses that depend upon foreign suppliers.
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The decision by the little-known Court of International Trade neuters the president’s signature trade initiative: the comprehensive flurry of import taxes he announced on April 2 under the banner of “Liberation Day.”
Those tariffs sent the value of U.S. stocks, bonds and the dollar into sharp decline, causing global investors to rethink their habitual faith in the United States and raising questions about the U.S. economic outlook.
The trade court’s ruling that Trump exceeded his authority in imposing tariffs on all imported goods brought an immediate, albeit perhaps temporary, halt to his signature trade war policy.
“The challenged Tariff Orders will be vacated and their operation permanently enjoined,” a three-judge panel ruled.
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The trade court’s decision in a pair of lawsuits filed last month against the government applies to the 10 percent tariffs Trump imposed on all foreign products as well as the much higher levies applied to goods from several dozen nations. The president invoked a 1977 law that granted him emergency powers over the economy, the International Emergency Economic Powers Act or IEEPA.
The trade court’s ruling also freezes separate tariffs on Mexican, Canadian and Chinese goods, which Trump imposed to coerce those governments into taking action to counter human and drug trafficking. But import taxes on specific products such as automobiles, auto parts, steel and aluminum will remain in effect.
“He took a big gamble doing this under emergency powers. That gamble lost,” said Peter Harrell, a former Biden administration attorney who helped draft a brief from 148 House members supporting one of the lawsuits, which was filed by a group of 12 states.
The states, all with Democratic governors, said they suffered “direct financial harm” from the tariffs, which made imported goods used to provide public services more expensive.
The court ruling also applied to a case filed by five owner-operated businesses that said they had been harmed by the president’s inappropriate use of executive power. The businesses — V.O.S. Selections, Genova Pipe, MicroKits, FishUSA and Terry Cycling — cited problems with sourcing and cash flow in the wake of the president’s April tariffs.
That case was filed by the Liberty Justice Center, a nonpartisan organization in Austin.
“It is great to see that the court unanimously ruled against this massive power grab by the President,” said Ilya Somin, co-counsel in the case and a law professor at George Mason University’s Scalia Law School. “The ruling emphasizes that he was wrong to claim a virtually unlimited power to impose tariffs, that IEEPA law doesn’t grant any such boundless authority, and that it would be unconstitutional if it did.”
The court noted that IEEPA says the president may only use his emergency powers “to deal with an unusual and extraordinary threat with respect to which a national emergency has been declared.”
Trump pointed to the merchandise trade deficit that the United States has run each year since 1975 as the “emergency” justifying his sweeping tariffs.
Wednesday’s ruling also applies to other tariffs that the president imposed on Mexico and Canada, citing an emergency over illegal migration and drug trafficking, and China for its alleged role in facilitating production of the opioid fentanyl.
The trade court rejected those tariffs, saying they failed to meet the law’s requirement that they “deal with an unusual and extraordinary threat.” Instead of addressing the president’s stated objective of curbing illicit cross-border trafficking in people and drugs, the tariffs were designed to “create leverage” to get other governments to do so, the court said.
Shortly after the decision was made public, the White House responded.
“Foreign countries’ nonreciprocal treatment of the United States has fueled America’s historic and persistent trade deficits. These deficits have created a national emergency that has decimated American communities, left our workers behind, and weakened our defense industrial base — facts that the court did not dispute. It is not for unelected judges to decide how to properly address a national emergency. President Trump pledged to put America First, and the Administration is committed to using every lever of executive power to address this crisis and restore American Greatness,” said Kush Desai, a White House spokesman.
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No other president has used IEEPA to impose tariffs, and Trump’s novel use of the authority sparked a wave of litigation. As small businesses from across the country lined up to sue, multinational corporations such as Apple opted to seek relief from the White House through private meetings and phone calls.
The government argued that the economic emergency law’s language authorizing the president to “regulate … importation” granted him full powers over tariff rates. But the trade court disagreed, saying the law did not authorize “the President to impose whatever tariff rates he deems desirable.”
Legal experts have told The Post that the lawsuits are likely to succeed if they make it to the Supreme Court. Tim Meyer, the co-director of the Center for International and Comparative Law at Duke University Law School, said the president is “overwriting” legislation that Congress passed to levy tariffs.
“When the White House is itself touting this as the largest tax increase in American history, I think that’s going to make the justices sit back and think the Constitution gives Congress, and Congress alone, the authority to levy duties, impose tariffs and to regulate foreign commerce,” said Meyer, who clerked for Supreme Court Justice Neil M. Gorsuch, a Trump nominee, when he served on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 10th Circuit.
The ruling adds fresh uncertainty to the world of American importers and more than one dozen ongoing U.S. trade negotiations, including those with the European Union and China.
The Trump administration is certain to appeal the decision and could seek an emergency stay, which would reinstate the tariffs at least temporarily.
The president’s trade team also could try to impose the same tariffs using more traditional legal avenues, according to Simon Lester, author of the international economic law and policy blog. Relying on other provisions of trade law would take time and require the government to complete various procedural steps.
“There are other tariff statutes available, and I’m sure the Trump administration is prepared to use them,” he said.
Another challenge to the president’s tariff authority also is working its way through the courts.
Right after Trump raised U.S. import taxes to their highest level in more than a century, the New Civil Liberties Alliance, a nonprofit that has previously received financial support from conservative donor Charles Koch’s foundation, filed a lawsuit in federal court in Florida challenging Trump’s authority.
Last week, Judge T. Kent Wetherell II, a federal judge in Florida, said he agreed with the federal government’s argument that IEEPA allows the president to issue tariffs.
But Wetherell transferred that case, on behalf of Simplified, a planner company that manufactures its products in China, to the trade court in New York, meaning he will not be the one to decide the matter."
Terrific, detailed summation of the sausage being made -- great piece of reporting!
It seems to me that the lawyers who are fighting Trump's illegal and dangerous (to democracy and to every American Citizen) outlandish power grabs, are (the lawyers) adept themselves at sausage making, and are seeing to it, against the odds, that the sausage turns out to be constructed with the right ingredients, not the toxic and sickening ingredients the Trump Administration has been trying to sell to the American Public. Encouraging news.
A great piece from the Washington Post! Despite Bezos’ interference, they’re still putting out stories like this one. The reporters/writers are David J. Lynch and Cat Zakrzewski. Here’s a gift link, but I’m not sure if it’ll work more than once (hence Joseph’s paste of the text): https://wapo.st/3FuNxCi
I hope the malignant narcissist (who right now is probably having the final fitting for his general's uniform with shiny GOLD buttons and a chest full of fake medals and his cap) is riding on top of one of those tanks, falls off and is run over 😂 SPLAT! Maybe GI Joe Pete Hwgseth will be the one driving it 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸
That little fantasy gave me such feels 🤗 for a nanosecond. But, back on earth, I read we're already paying for the repair of those streets. Probably millions! One of the reasons they tried to talk him out of it last time. He is such a gluttonous pig, in every way.
well in this case I really don't have any stitches but it did make me laugh and that always helps. What are we going to do when we have a real president that does things like bring us together and doesn't sow chaos and destruction with every executive order.
That's when Elvis and Jesus descend trailing clouds of glory to announce the end of the world. They will also partner in a duet, singing, "Don't Be Cruel To The One Who Loves You!". Backed up, of course, by the angelic Jordanaires.
good thing we have lots of money, saved by the DOGE gang, to pay for this event . . . the Army certainly deserves recognition and our respect . . . the bloated yam, not at all . . . as for me, I'll be attending two "No Kings" rallies that Saturday.
Actually, I WOULD like to see Degenerate Don's authentic birth certificate. The piece of trump has lied about so many things, including not being sure where his purported father was born and where his assumed family has its origins. Also the marriage license between his alleged father and his immigrant mother.
Wonderful! I can’t decide which is funnier – Melania‘s or Barack’s comment. Once again my day is starting with laughter. Thanks so much, Andie. I only wish this were true.
It’s only 7:35 AM and I’m laughing so loud I woke up the dogs before I was ready to feed them and take them out! All of the comments about tRump’s “birtherism” are priceless!!
oh, if only we had a big Golden Dome, to protect the entire country from attacks . . . but, why would we need such a modern day marvel? Because Israel has one? Because Captain Chaos thinks what he's doing in terms of "diplomacy" may not work out in his favor?
If elon did ask for his money back dump would sue him, expecting due process that he is wreaking havoc on now. I wonder how the Supremes' will rule when that suit comes to them.
Here's a "housecleaning" challenge, now that Musk is leaving the White House. How many boogers did his son leave behind? We know there was one captured on film in the oval office, but the staff may have to do a major sweep of the whole building (unless DOGE has fired the White House staff). News at 11...
Only 4 boogers? Will there be a statue of the booger boy? All the times he appeared sitting on Elon Musk's shoulders, this is a good time to have his dad's head examined.
Hell doesn’t issue birth certificates.
If it did, the paper would burn fingers right off!
The paper may be produced from a mixture of asbestos and Devil's Food cake 🤔
This is good but it is not so much that he came from hell as that he is going to it.
Unfortunately, he’s taking the country along for the ride.
My hopes dashed seconds after remembering this is satire…
Oh, no! This is satire?!?
I require a dose of ice cream!!!
We could be eating ice cream 24/7 these days!
--with a big slice of Devil's Food cake?
Me too
Trump wasn't born. He was shat!
Hatched
But NO! He'd claim he was a bald eagle..... Well, the "bald" is right. I can see his scalp through his"beautiful" hair.
There is no bird I'd blamed for this hatch.
well he was definitely laid!! So hatched makes sense.
A most interesting perspective. Thank you. Food for thought :-) !!
<golf clap>
--more like a golf club over someone's orange-haired thick skull!
oh, John... I love how you think. I hope its an iron and not a wood (if that's still a thing; what do I know from golf?)
Number One or Number Two? Or both?
Don't you have to be human to have a birth certificate?
Yes. please see the latest DNA Donald Trump testing results, explained in a subsequent post on this site.
The result of a horridly gone wrong experiment to create Donnie.
:-) !!
btw: Can we employ quite a large-ish contingent of men (and maybe boys too) who will join together on the appropriate day and, standing shoulder to shoulder, all together, piss on his parade?
I’d bet there is a familial match with Putin.
Somewhat. Dr. Frankenstein no longer stands by his warranty!
Ooooh…SNAP!!
The last time he wanted a big military parade (ala Russia) he was told the DC streets wouldn't support the weight of the tanks - did they fix the streets?
I hate to wish more problems on D.C., but I can’t wait until the weight of two dozen [?] Abrams tanks, plus enough other military equipment, create a crater the size of Rhode Island. The 6,700 soldiers are to be billeted in federal office buildings where they will sleep on cots; they will have to provide their own sleeping bags. G’d willing, some/many of them can undo DOGE.
From the news late yesterday:
"Trump’s Air Force One deal with Qatar is not final, despite the administration's claims
The Qatari government has asked the United States to clarify that the luxury jetliner's pending transfer was initiated by the Trump administration and that Qatar was not responsible for any future transfers of the plane's ownership, officials told The Washington Post. The delay reflects lingering concerns about legal liabilities stemming from the White House's maneuver to transform what was originally a sale between two countries into a “gift.”"
From the REAL news this AM:
"A specialized federal court in New York on Wednesday ruled that most of President Donald Trump’s tariffs — including those on Chinese goods — are illegal, upending negotiations with more than a dozen nations and creating fresh uncertainty for countless American businesses that depend upon foreign suppliers.
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The decision by the little-known Court of International Trade neuters the president’s signature trade initiative: the comprehensive flurry of import taxes he announced on April 2 under the banner of “Liberation Day.”
Those tariffs sent the value of U.S. stocks, bonds and the dollar into sharp decline, causing global investors to rethink their habitual faith in the United States and raising questions about the U.S. economic outlook.
The trade court’s ruling that Trump exceeded his authority in imposing tariffs on all imported goods brought an immediate, albeit perhaps temporary, halt to his signature trade war policy.
“The challenged Tariff Orders will be vacated and their operation permanently enjoined,” a three-judge panel ruled.
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The trade court’s decision in a pair of lawsuits filed last month against the government applies to the 10 percent tariffs Trump imposed on all foreign products as well as the much higher levies applied to goods from several dozen nations. The president invoked a 1977 law that granted him emergency powers over the economy, the International Emergency Economic Powers Act or IEEPA.
The trade court’s ruling also freezes separate tariffs on Mexican, Canadian and Chinese goods, which Trump imposed to coerce those governments into taking action to counter human and drug trafficking. But import taxes on specific products such as automobiles, auto parts, steel and aluminum will remain in effect.
“He took a big gamble doing this under emergency powers. That gamble lost,” said Peter Harrell, a former Biden administration attorney who helped draft a brief from 148 House members supporting one of the lawsuits, which was filed by a group of 12 states.
The states, all with Democratic governors, said they suffered “direct financial harm” from the tariffs, which made imported goods used to provide public services more expensive.
The court ruling also applied to a case filed by five owner-operated businesses that said they had been harmed by the president’s inappropriate use of executive power. The businesses — V.O.S. Selections, Genova Pipe, MicroKits, FishUSA and Terry Cycling — cited problems with sourcing and cash flow in the wake of the president’s April tariffs.
That case was filed by the Liberty Justice Center, a nonpartisan organization in Austin.
“It is great to see that the court unanimously ruled against this massive power grab by the President,” said Ilya Somin, co-counsel in the case and a law professor at George Mason University’s Scalia Law School. “The ruling emphasizes that he was wrong to claim a virtually unlimited power to impose tariffs, that IEEPA law doesn’t grant any such boundless authority, and that it would be unconstitutional if it did.”
The court noted that IEEPA says the president may only use his emergency powers “to deal with an unusual and extraordinary threat with respect to which a national emergency has been declared.”
Trump pointed to the merchandise trade deficit that the United States has run each year since 1975 as the “emergency” justifying his sweeping tariffs.
Wednesday’s ruling also applies to other tariffs that the president imposed on Mexico and Canada, citing an emergency over illegal migration and drug trafficking, and China for its alleged role in facilitating production of the opioid fentanyl.
The trade court rejected those tariffs, saying they failed to meet the law’s requirement that they “deal with an unusual and extraordinary threat.” Instead of addressing the president’s stated objective of curbing illicit cross-border trafficking in people and drugs, the tariffs were designed to “create leverage” to get other governments to do so, the court said.
Shortly after the decision was made public, the White House responded.
“Foreign countries’ nonreciprocal treatment of the United States has fueled America’s historic and persistent trade deficits. These deficits have created a national emergency that has decimated American communities, left our workers behind, and weakened our defense industrial base — facts that the court did not dispute. It is not for unelected judges to decide how to properly address a national emergency. President Trump pledged to put America First, and the Administration is committed to using every lever of executive power to address this crisis and restore American Greatness,” said Kush Desai, a White House spokesman.
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No other president has used IEEPA to impose tariffs, and Trump’s novel use of the authority sparked a wave of litigation. As small businesses from across the country lined up to sue, multinational corporations such as Apple opted to seek relief from the White House through private meetings and phone calls.
The government argued that the economic emergency law’s language authorizing the president to “regulate … importation” granted him full powers over tariff rates. But the trade court disagreed, saying the law did not authorize “the President to impose whatever tariff rates he deems desirable.”
Legal experts have told The Post that the lawsuits are likely to succeed if they make it to the Supreme Court. Tim Meyer, the co-director of the Center for International and Comparative Law at Duke University Law School, said the president is “overwriting” legislation that Congress passed to levy tariffs.
“When the White House is itself touting this as the largest tax increase in American history, I think that’s going to make the justices sit back and think the Constitution gives Congress, and Congress alone, the authority to levy duties, impose tariffs and to regulate foreign commerce,” said Meyer, who clerked for Supreme Court Justice Neil M. Gorsuch, a Trump nominee, when he served on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 10th Circuit.
The ruling adds fresh uncertainty to the world of American importers and more than one dozen ongoing U.S. trade negotiations, including those with the European Union and China.
The Trump administration is certain to appeal the decision and could seek an emergency stay, which would reinstate the tariffs at least temporarily.
The president’s trade team also could try to impose the same tariffs using more traditional legal avenues, according to Simon Lester, author of the international economic law and policy blog. Relying on other provisions of trade law would take time and require the government to complete various procedural steps.
“There are other tariff statutes available, and I’m sure the Trump administration is prepared to use them,” he said.
Another challenge to the president’s tariff authority also is working its way through the courts.
Right after Trump raised U.S. import taxes to their highest level in more than a century, the New Civil Liberties Alliance, a nonprofit that has previously received financial support from conservative donor Charles Koch’s foundation, filed a lawsuit in federal court in Florida challenging Trump’s authority.
Last week, Judge T. Kent Wetherell II, a federal judge in Florida, said he agreed with the federal government’s argument that IEEPA allows the president to issue tariffs.
But Wetherell transferred that case, on behalf of Simplified, a planner company that manufactures its products in China, to the trade court in New York, meaning he will not be the one to decide the matter."
Wow Joseph!
Terrific, detailed summation of the sausage being made -- great piece of reporting!
It seems to me that the lawyers who are fighting Trump's illegal and dangerous (to democracy and to every American Citizen) outlandish power grabs, are (the lawyers) adept themselves at sausage making, and are seeing to it, against the odds, that the sausage turns out to be constructed with the right ingredients, not the toxic and sickening ingredients the Trump Administration has been trying to sell to the American Public. Encouraging news.
Thank you. How does one find your podcasts?
I agree, Kate; this is indeed encouraging news!
"Wow!" and "Yay!".
Thank you for your service, Joseph! Well done!
A great piece from the Washington Post! Despite Bezos’ interference, they’re still putting out stories like this one. The reporters/writers are David J. Lynch and Cat Zakrzewski. Here’s a gift link, but I’m not sure if it’ll work more than once (hence Joseph’s paste of the text): https://wapo.st/3FuNxCi
If was reversed later in the day.
This is fantastic news! Why isn't it headlines?
It literally IS: this report is in today’s Washington Post. It’s great that Joseph pasted it in here, but he should’ve credited WaPo.
It was headlines. But it’s been reversed.
Nothing like Americans being hosted to a game of See-Saw!
Have a link, please?
An appeals court has reversed this. Tariffs are back.
Like was reported in the posting, if Trump's tariff case makes it to the Supremes it is likely to pass (in trump's favor)
The stupid federal worker was looking in the vertebrate file
Well, we are all familiar with this White House "maneuvers", aren't we?
I just hope the crater is directly under tRump's viewing stage
I hope the malignant narcissist (who right now is probably having the final fitting for his general's uniform with shiny GOLD buttons and a chest full of fake medals and his cap) is riding on top of one of those tanks, falls off and is run over 😂 SPLAT! Maybe GI Joe Pete Hwgseth will be the one driving it 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸
That little fantasy gave me such feels 🤗 for a nanosecond. But, back on earth, I read we're already paying for the repair of those streets. Probably millions! One of the reasons they tried to talk him out of it last time. He is such a gluttonous pig, in every way.
I just had surgery and this made me laugh so hard I may have popped a stitch.
--but the Borowitz Report is meant to keep you in stitches (insert rimshot
here)!
well in this case I really don't have any stitches but it did make me laugh and that always helps. What are we going to do when we have a real president that does things like bring us together and doesn't sow chaos and destruction with every executive order.
That's when Elvis and Jesus descend trailing clouds of glory to announce the end of the world. They will also partner in a duet, singing, "Don't Be Cruel To The One Who Loves You!". Backed up, of course, by the angelic Jordanaires.
Trophy's yours today, John
Groan …
Awwww....feel better Jim. Hope it's nothing serious, but I'm glad I gave you a laugh. 🙏 It is the best medicine! Heal quickly.
Thank you, I'm doing well.
I would avoid calling Trump a pig...it is complimentary to him while being derogatory to the pig.
LOL
A crater the size of Rhode Island or the size of all the empty heads of Trump and his
Cabinet put together?
Will they have time to learn how to goose step in formation in time for the parade?
Using steel plates
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/donald-trump-washington-muriel-bowser-associated-press-colorado-b2752622.html
good thing we have lots of money, saved by the DOGE gang, to pay for this event . . . the Army certainly deserves recognition and our respect . . . the bloated yam, not at all . . . as for me, I'll be attending two "No Kings" rallies that Saturday.
Thanks! I’ll be out of the country so you’ll be taking my place.
What? No steel plates in Trump's head to shore up his brain?
Thanks - I hadn't heard that.
No. The Capitol Police are perfecting their marksmanship skills....
It’s been suggested that the military could easily march up to trump and his entire cabinet and arrest them all in one fell swoop.
A grateful world will rejoice, as everyone hopes this administration will be shipped to El Salvador
Yes because they have to support his fat ass
Maybe they got lighter tanks?
To think, we might halt Crazy Don’s latest caper
If nobody can locate that key piece of paper
That will prove Trump was born, in the Borough of Queens
To a very mean father of meaningful means.
Trump wants a parade for the entrepreneurs
Who have risen to greatness
Despite their bone spurs.
Overhead, our jet fighters fly over the street
Which is filled with War Fighters
Who never retreat.
There are fair maidens, swooning,
They wish they were spooning
With PresidenT Trump,
Who is naughtily mooning
The Joint Chiefs of Staff
In their Reviewing Stand,
While millions of cheering fans
Dance to the band.
If we staunchly oppose Trump’s innumerable deceits,
We might still have a future with
Tanks in the streets.
Love love love it!!
Shucks. Thanks.
Screamer!! :-) !!
To Andy, all the glory!
--without tanks in the streets?
--or Trump and billionaires
in bed
instead
with silky, satin sheets!
The sheets in Donald’s hotel room
Pee-stained by Moscow whores,
Gave Putin lots of Kompromat
So Vlad could be quite sure
That oligarchs and autocrats
Might reign forevermore.
As for the giant M-1 tank
Dukakis drove one
Then he sank.
You might try numerous for the awkward innumerable— fits the rhythm better.
Just a suggestion.
It was destroyed by the spirit of Harriet Beecher Stowe (actually born June 14th).
Well, there were obviously better astrological portents on her birthday!
Actually, I WOULD like to see Degenerate Don's authentic birth certificate. The piece of trump has lied about so many things, including not being sure where his purported father was born and where his assumed family has its origins. Also the marriage license between his alleged father and his immigrant mother.
AND his grades from Wharton which remain a mystery I think….
Wharton is probably afraid to publish his grades because they were to low for actual graduation.
Back to the sandbox donny.
The "stable genius" has threatened to sue any of his alma maters, if they release his grades.
Sue, sue, sue, sue. His favorite word after money.
True, true, true.
--and not the name of a favorite call girl!
Sorry, Stormy!
He got all incompletes
and let's see those tax returns and medical records, big guy!
that will never happen until he is out of office or dead.
Not quick enough on either account!
Whoo HOO, John!
Okay. Works for me. I’ll need to see them RIGHT NOW. Make it happen.
His staff hid it after they saw his DOB was crossed out with a Sharpie and a new one, making him younger than Obama, was written in.
Sharpie Co: we don’t know this guy and wish he’d keep our pens out of his hand…
Sharpies should come in invisible ink-no label as such on the outside!
Wonderful! I can’t decide which is funnier – Melania‘s or Barack’s comment. Once again my day is starting with laughter. Thanks so much, Andie. I only wish this were true.
It’s only 7:35 AM and I’m laughing so loud I woke up the dogs before I was ready to feed them and take them out! All of the comments about tRump’s “birtherism” are priceless!!
Not sure Stupidassistan was issuing certificates back in the old days.
I hope my wife doesn't read this or I won't get MY parade.
Might dig up a “Hatched” Certificate 🤷♂️
--from a dark, secret lab!
Tacos don't get born they are assembled.
In this case, a little less cheese and billionaire lettuce. Keep the chicken,
it may turn out to be more healthy for all of us!
I don't want to give anyone ideas, but who will be defending our country during this shitshow?
oh, if only we had a big Golden Dome, to protect the entire country from attacks . . . but, why would we need such a modern day marvel? Because Israel has one? Because Captain Chaos thinks what he's doing in terms of "diplomacy" may not work out in his favor?
Because it’s golden…
--and very bigly!
I agree! And who in their right (not left) mind approved the spending for this?
Isn't DOGE supposed to be eliminating government waste?
Nah. They just wanted our data, and Muskrat’s revenge on black and brown people
apparently not, because ConOLD is still in the White House
--hot-glued to his desk chair!
hopefully without paints! <ouch>
Good one, Annette! 😂😂😂
Musk quit because of the debacle in congress. I wonder what dump will say about him now.
Trump’s selective memory will kick in:
1. Everything that goes wrong with the economy will be elon’s fault;
2. Trump will claim elon was a Palestinian spy who hacked America;
3. Trump will claim he barely knew elon
I hope elon asks for his money back
If elon did ask for his money back dump would sue him, expecting due process that he is wreaking havoc on now. I wonder how the Supremes' will rule when that suit comes to them.
at least he'll stop blaming Biden, and now blame one of his own lackeys.
Here's a "housecleaning" challenge, now that Musk is leaving the White House. How many boogers did his son leave behind? We know there was one captured on film in the oval office, but the staff may have to do a major sweep of the whole building (unless DOGE has fired the White House staff). News at 11...
White House staff fired? Melania with sponge and Formula 409 bottle.
Oh, her nails.....!
OMG....stop...ROFLMStitchesO
my bet is 4 boogers . . . and I hope ConOLD finds all of them
Only 4 boogers? Will there be a statue of the booger boy? All the times he appeared sitting on Elon Musk's shoulders, this is a good time to have his dad's head examined.
Between "supposed" and "what actually happens" lies the
bigly Grand Canyon!
How much $$$ will Little Donnie’s birthday cost you and me, the lowly taxpayers?
Too much for this lowly president!
Cowardly idiots, that's who!
Maybe Canada will take this opportunity......?