Trump’s Parade Called Off After Hegseth Accidentally Invites Houthi Rebels
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s long-wished-for military parade was abruptly canceled on Saturday after it emerged that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had inadvertently invited the Houthi rebels.
Though Hegseth defiantly told reporters, “I did not text parade plans,” a mass invite from his Signal account was sent to the Houthis, Iran’s Supreme Leader, and The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg.
In an official statement, the Houthis said they were “saddened” to lose the chance to show off their military hardware, adding, “We already packed our drones.”
Kind of hate you for this post.😉 I know these are jokes and or satire. But when I got the alert that the parade was called off, I was briefly so very happy.
Thank you! I am still laughing!!!