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Trump’s War on Laughter Will Bite Him in the Ass

He hasn't thought this through.

Sep 18, 2025
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Jimmy Kimmel should have stuck to acceptable comments, like suggesting that homeless people be executed. (Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Donald J. Trump got a podiatrist’s note to avoid the Vietnam War, but he’s all in on the War on Laughter.

In July, he applauded CBS’s cancellation of Stephen Colbert. Last night, he crowed about ABC yanking Jimmy Kimmel, and…

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