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Russian Lures Confused Old Man to Alaska in Elder Scam
“We’re afraid the Russian will trick him into signing something away," said an associate of the geriatric dupe.
Aug 14
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Zuckerberg Rethinks Meta Policy After Community Notes Call Him a Sociopath
Jan 17
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What Happens Now?
Nov 10, 2024
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A New Declaration of Independence from Tyranny
Jul 4
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Citizens of DC Demand Republicans Leave Immediately
Residents accuse the Republicans of participating in an “unprecedented crime wave."
Aug 12
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DC Mayor Says Best Way for Trump to Empty Streets is by Throwing Another Birthday Parade
“Get a bunch of those squeaky old tanks rolling down the streets and you won’t see anyone for miles," Mayor Bowser said.
Aug 11
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Zelenskyy Suggests Trump Give Florida to Russia
"Florida should be on the table,” Zelenskyy said. “With Florida, you have cards.”
Aug 11
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Trump's Dementia: It's Worse Than You Think
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Aug 10
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Republicans Accidentally Redraw Map of Texas to Make it Rejoin Mexico
Plus: The Caption Contest Winner!
Aug 7
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Donald Trump: Math Dunce
His math stupidity is staggering.
Aug 6
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How to Identify Fugitive Democrats
By Texas Governor Greg Abbott
Aug 4
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