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Canadian Prime Minister Thanks Trump for Election Victory
“Donald, I couldn’t have done it without you," an emotional Carney told supporters.
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Man Who Fell Asleep at Pope’s Funeral was Already Going to Hell, Says God
Although snoozing during the pontiff’s funeral was “beyond rude,” the Almighty said that the man clinched his place in the netherworld “decades ago.”
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Hegseth Accidentally Texts Houthis Detailed List of His Cosmetics
The Defense Secretary suffers yet another embarrassment.
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JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral
The Prince of Darkness said that he could not attend the funeral himself because it conflicts with a Tesla board meeting.
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This Will Give You Hope
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