Playback speed×Share postShare post at current timeShare from 0:000:00/0:00Preview906347100A Nightmare for Trump That's Even Worse Than EpsteinThe Andy Borowitz Show Jul 22, 2025∙ Paid906347100ShareIf only being on the Epstein list were Trump’s biggest problem. Our senile wannabe dictator has another nightmare on his tiny hands—and there’s nothing he can do to stop it. I reveal all in this special emergency episode with Dean Obeidallah. SubscribeLeave a commentShareThis post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inThe Borowitz Report PodcastAndy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. Andy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedRecent EpisodesTrump Just Got Punched in the FaceAug 29Nice Try, Ghislaine!Aug 24Trump's Dementia: It's Worse Than You ThinkAug 10W. Kamau Bell on Trump, Epstein, and MoreJul 31Trump Sells Mar-a-Lago to Pay E. Jean CarrollJun 23Let’s Celebrate Trump’s Birthday with a Military TrialJun 14Emergency Episode: TACO FELL! Jun 11