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Millions Cancel Subscriptions to National Enquirer After Learning Its Stories May Not be True
“In a complex and confusing world, I always felt that there was at least one news outlet that could make sense of it all,” one longtime subscriber said…
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Ukrainian Army Celebrates Major Victory Over Marjorie Taylor Greene
“This war is a fight between freedom and Marjorie Taylor Greene," President Zelensky declared. "Ukraine chooses freedom.”
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Trump's Daytime Snoozing: A Pictorial History
Don Snoreleone has a long history of copping some Z’s during work hours, as these photos reveal.
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Manhattan Woman Disqualified From Jury After Revealing Negative Opinion of Trump
“The idea of spending the next few weeks in the same room with him nauseates me,” the woman said. “Please, let me go.”
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Poll: Majority of Americans Prefer Sleeping Trump to Conscious Version
When asked to state what they liked most about the slumbering Trump, 72 percent checked “Cannot say anything,” while a whopping 83 percent ticked “Can…
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Trump Rejects Several Female Jurors as Not His Type
The judge declared Trump out of order when he commented that one of the women was “a 5 or a 6 at best.”
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Profile in Terror: Kristi Noem
Meet a top Republican VP prospect. She’s Trump without the empathy.
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Most Innocent People Try to Delay Trials, Experts Say
“Generally speaking, people who have done nothing wrong want to push the day when their name is cleared as far into the future as they can,” one legal…
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RFK Jr. Spreads Conspiracy Theory That His Mind is Being Controlled by Total Idiot
Kennedy said that he had “suspected” that his brain was being manipulated by an egregious dunce “for some time,” but when he heard himself claim that…
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Experts Warn That Staring at Eclipse May Cause Brain Damage
A person who has made the reckless and foolhardy mistake of looking directly at an eclipse is likely to exhibit “lack of impulse control leading to…
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Who Will Visit Trump in Prison?
We consider the most likely visitors.
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Effort to Control Uteri Led By Men With Small Peni
“The good news is, there is no shortage of men with small peni in Florida,” the group's organizer said. “We’ve had a lot of luck at gun shows.”
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