Share this postThe Borowitz ReportTrump’s New LowCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMorePlayback speed×Share postShare post at current timeShare from 0:000:00/0:00Preview946Share this postThe Borowitz ReportTrump’s New LowCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore38069Trump’s New LowThe Andy Borowitz ShowMay 17, 2025∙ Paid946Share this postThe Borowitz ReportTrump’s New LowCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore38069ShareIt doesn’t seem possible that Trump could sink to a new low, but this week he managed to do it. I reveal exactly what he did in this emergency episode!Democracy Dies When Billionaire Weasels Own Newspapers: Subscribe to The Borowitz Report Today.This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inThe Borowitz Report PodcastAndy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. Andy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedRecent EpisodesLet’s Celebrate Trump’s Birthday with a Military TrialJun 14Emergency Episode: TACO FELL! Jun 11Guaranteed to Give You HopeMay 28How to Piss Off JD VanceMay 15It's Dave Barry!May 13Emergency Episode: Don the Demented DotardMay 9How to Make Oklahoma Dumber May 8