Share this postThe Borowitz ReportTrump’s New LowCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMorePlayback speed×Share postShare post at current timeShare from 0:000:00/0:00Preview842Share this postThe Borowitz ReportTrump’s New LowCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore37265Trump’s New LowThe Andy Borowitz ShowMay 17, 2025∙ Paid842Share this postThe Borowitz ReportTrump’s New LowCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore37265ShareIt doesn’t seem possible that Trump could sink to a new low, but this week he managed to do it. I reveal exactly what he did in this emergency episode!Democracy Dies When Billionaire Weasels Own Newspapers: Subscribe to The Borowitz Report Today.This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inThe Borowitz Report PodcastAndy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. Andy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedRecent EpisodesHow to Piss Off JD VanceMay 15It's Dave Barry!May 13Emergency Episode: Don the Demented DotardMay 9How to Make Oklahoma Dumber May 8Why Trump is ScaredMay 2Who Stole Kristi Noem's Gucci Bag?Apr 25This Will Give You HopeApr 23