Share this postThe Borowitz ReportWho Stole Kristi Noem's Gucci Bag?Copy linkFacebookEmailNotesMorePlayback speed×Share postShare post at current timeShare from 0:000:00/0:00Preview1,235Share this postThe Borowitz ReportWho Stole Kristi Noem's Gucci Bag?Copy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore34297Who Stole Kristi Noem's Gucci Bag?The Andy Borowitz ShowApr 25, 2025∙ Paid1,235Share this postThe Borowitz ReportWho Stole Kristi Noem's Gucci Bag?Copy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore34297ShareWas it a disgruntled puppy? I tackle the mystery of Kristi’s missing purse with someone who knows her better than anyone. A must-see episode for true-crime lovers and Kristi haters alike!SubscribeLeave a commentShareThis post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inThe Borowitz Report PodcastAndy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. Andy Borowitz hosts short interviews with notable people in the news. SubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedRecent EpisodesTrump's Dementia: It's Worse Than You ThinkAug 10W. Kamau Bell on Trump, Epstein, and MoreJul 31A Nightmare for Trump That's Even Worse Than EpsteinJul 22Trump Sells Mar-a-Lago to Pay E. Jean CarrollJun 23Let’s Celebrate Trump’s Birthday with a Military TrialJun 14Emergency Episode: TACO FELL! Jun 11Guaranteed to Give You HopeMay 28Trump’s New LowMay 17