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Europe United in Belief That JD Vance is a Prick
Attendees credited Vance with ushering in a new era of European solidarity.
Feb 15
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Melania Realizes Valentine Not From Trump Because Her Name Was Spelled Correctly
“If my name had been spelled ‘Melanie,’ ‘Melanin,’ or ‘Malala,’ then I’d know he sent it,” she said.
Feb 14
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RFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directors
“Secretary Kennedy will make death great again," the group said.
Feb 13
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Trump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racists
“When I was putting together my Cabinet, there were barely enough racists to fill all the positions," he said.
Feb 13
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Musk’s Son Calls Trump’s Gaza Plan Idiotic
“You need to think this stuff through, dumbass,” the 4-year-old said.
Feb 12
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Trump Says Musk Has Found Huge Fraud in Oval Office
“He said it’s unbelievable what a waste this gigantic fraud is,” Trump said.
Feb 12
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Trump's Tariff on Aluminum Would Hike Price of Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hat
“When I learned that he was slapping a tariff on aluminum, I felt betrayed,” Greene said.
Feb 11
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