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J.D. Vance Brainstorming Ways to Alienate Owners of Birds, Fish
"Anyone who thinks I can’t repel every last bird or fish lover in this great land of ours doesn’t know J.D. Vance.”
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Harris's Husband Has Access to Space Laser
Doug Emhoff plans to use his "interstellar laser craft" to steal the election, she alleged.
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Nation’s Cats Lash Out at J.D. Vance in Million Meow March
“He thinks cat owners suck,” the cats said. “Actually, you know what sucks? ‘Hillbilly Elegy.’"
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Harris Challenges Trump to Walk Down a Ramp
"I will meet you anytime, anywhere, any ramp," she said.
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Melania Says Trump Tricked Her into Attending RNC by Promising to Sign Divorce Papers There
The subterfuge infuriated the former First Lady.
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Republicans Accuse Democrats of Plotting to Nominate Winning Candidate
“This should never be allowed to happen in our country," Trump said.
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Biden Steps Down: What Now?
BREAKING: President Biden has ended his campaign. Who will give the Democrats the best chance of beating Trump? Okay, TBR community: the chat begins…
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Donald Trump's Scary Cognitive Decline: An Interview with Mary L. Trump
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