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Trump Signs Executive Order Changing Meaning of Word Obliterate
He also announced a plan to remove from the English language thousands of what he called “Obama-era long words.”
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What Happens Now?
Nov 10, 2024
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Turning off the News
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Supreme Court Rules That it no Longer Exists
The conservative majority unwittingly downsized themselves, legal experts said.
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Melania Caption Contest Winner!
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Jun 29
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Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding After Tent from Amazon Basics Collapses
Venetians who had protested the wedding’s presence in their city erupted in jubilation.
Jun 27
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Incredibly Bad News for Trump!
And great news for the fabulous E. Jean Carroll.
Jun 27
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Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway
Trump said he deserved the Peace Prize for “dropping a million bombs on Iran.”
Jun 26
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Some Amazing Things Happened Today
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Trump Accuses Biden of Violating Ceasefire
“The ceasefire was working perfectly and beautifully until Joe Biden broke it,” Trump said.
Jun 24
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